The guy had finished replacing a bad signal light bulb and was in the process of checking it out when he saw his blond wife approaching. He asked her if the left signal light was working and she replied, "yes -no -yes- no-yes-no".

 

Oh, I want to say so much, but I'm exercising such great restraint. Like he** I will.<br><br>G--r---r---o---a---n---<br><br>Please don't get me started on Blonde jokes. <br><br>~Dave

 

: ...waiting for Dave to have a weak moment.<br><br>PISTOL

 

Hey, we're getting more submissions from others. Finally. I've got a real good one buried in the files somewhere and I'm still trying to find it. In the meantime, everyone else kick in. I subscribe to the theory that humor is a medicine that helps in these trying times. <br><br>~Dave

 

Blonde walked into Pizza Hut and sat down. The brunette waitress comes over and asks, &quot;Yeah, whadda ya want?&quot;<br>The blonde says &quot;I want a large pizza.&quot; The brunette asks &quot;You want it cut into 4 pieces or 8 pieces?&quot; The blonde thinks for a while and then replies, &quot;You'd better make it 4 - I could never eat 8.&quot; :

 

Blonde is driving down the road when she sees someone in a boat out in the middle of the pasture. She stops to see and, sure enough, it's another blonde, just rowing away. First blonde yells out, &quot;You idiot! It's people like you that give us blondes a bad reputation. If I could swim, I'd come out there and give you a piece of my mind!&quot; ;D

 

I apoligize in advance to all the beautiful blondes out there <br><br><br>A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled<br>the dice and she landed on Science &amp; Nature. Her question was, &quot;If you are<br>in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?&quot;<br>She thought for a time and then asked, &quot;Is it on or off?&quot;<br><br><br>There was a blonde woman who was having financial troubles so she decided<br>to kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She went to a local park, grabbed a<br>little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote this note:<br>I have kidnapped your child. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the<br>big oak tree in the park tomorrow at 7 A.M. Signed, The Blonde<br>She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and told him to go<br>straight home. The next morning, she returned to the park to find the<br>$10,000 in a brown bag behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed.<br>Inside the bag was the following note....<br>Here is your money. I cannot believe that one blonde would do this to<br>another!<br><br><br>