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Old Dec 11, 2010 | 02:38 PM
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Another windfall for me :)

Boy the luck just keeps coming my way, by the end of the year I should easily have 100 Billion in the bank

"Good Day,

Kindly accept my apology for contacting you through this medium. It is due to the urgent nature as requested by our client to liquidate his Bonds and Get them out of Russia for Investment.

I am Helena Pavluchenko, Consumer banking officer at
CAPITAL EXPRESS JOINT STOCK COMMERCIAL BANK (CAPITAL-EXPRESS JSCB), MOSCOW .

I have the Permission of Mikhail Khodorkovsky (former owner of Yukos Oil in Russia) who is being prosecuted politically by the Russian Authority to liquidate his investment in Russian Government Bond valued at USD$13.2M whose Deposit Certificate is Lodged in my Bank hence this mail to you to assist in using your name or that of you company to Reprofile the funds for investment in your Business and country since this Certificate does not bear his name or any of his Known company names.
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB1000...googlenews_wsj
http://www.businessinsider.com/mikha...tement-2010-11
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/new...cle3953694.ece
This is been done as a result of the recent investigations being made to seize and freeze all assets and funds discovered to belong to him.

As soon as I receive your response I’ll give you the necessary details as 7% of the Total funds will be earmarked for your assistance and Management Services.

Regards,

Helena Pavluchenko
Consumer Banking
CAPITAL-EXPRESS JSCB
UI Tkatskaya 36, Bldg. 6.
Moscow, 105187.
Tel/Fax: +7 961 806 7447
Email: phelena@aushost.com.ru"
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Old Dec 11, 2010 | 02:44 PM
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Some guys have all the luck...
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Old Dec 11, 2010 | 02:45 PM
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Wow! Im jealous you have been chosen. hahaha
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Old Dec 11, 2010 | 03:22 PM
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Keep this up Lary, you won't need to even be here on this site any more! You migh be able to retire
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Old Dec 11, 2010 | 05:11 PM
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Well I know one thing for sure...

The next round of drinks is on YOU!!!

I'll have a pint a Guiness. Oh and seein as how they really don't know what that is in these parts, jump in the new Helo and drop it off.

Lat 47.7311
Long -103.6571

Just watch out for the flare...
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Old Dec 11, 2010 | 06:27 PM
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You have all the luck. All I ever get are scams.
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Old Dec 11, 2010 | 08:51 PM
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You get a windfall, I get people wanting to buy wood truck beds.
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Old Dec 13, 2010 | 09:16 AM
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Lary I'd jump on that,in the fine print you are also given a coupon for a bowl of Borscht (meatless) upon your arrival at the Eastern train station in North Siberia.
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Old Dec 13, 2010 | 01:30 PM
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I'm right up there with you. I can't seem to not get the bonus ball number in the lottery I play up here lately. I have gotten 1 number and the ball four times in the last six times I have played! It only nets me a dollar or two but I am officially on my way to retiring, squirrelling away my winnings each week.
When you get your dough lets meet up and squander it all.
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