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'Shya!
Unfortunately, my rendition of Spinal Tap's "Big Bottom" was not very well recieved...
Big bottom; big bottom;
Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em!
Big bottom; drive me out of my mind!
How could I leave this behiiiind?
Unfortunately, my rendition of Spinal Tap's "Big Bottom" was not very well recieved...
Big bottom; big bottom;
Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em!
Big bottom; drive me out of my mind!
How could I leave this behiiiind?
There was this cute chick who needed a ride. Katie. Light brown curly hair; azure islands floating amongst ivory eyes on a pearl face. She could sing. I can't at all.
But I didn't drive all the way to Los Angeles and stand in line for three hours for nothing. I belted that song.
Then they asked if I was really interested in making a fool of myself on television and I said "no, not really".
I was uninhibited enough that I could have probably gotten on if I had wanted to.
My song of choice didn't exactly have that much vocal range to sound bad on either...
I met her on Monday; twas my lucky bun day,
You know what I mean!
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day;
You know what I mean!
But I didn't drive all the way to Los Angeles and stand in line for three hours for nothing. I belted that song.

Then they asked if I was really interested in making a fool of myself on television and I said "no, not really".
I was uninhibited enough that I could have probably gotten on if I had wanted to. My song of choice didn't exactly have that much vocal range to sound bad on either...
I met her on Monday; twas my lucky bun day,
You know what I mean!
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day;
You know what I mean!


