DarrellB

THINGS TO NEVER SAY TO A COP... <br>1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) <br><br>2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. <br><br>3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People? <br><br>4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! <br><br><br>5. Are You Andy or Barney? <br><br>6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. <br><br>7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? <br><br>8. I pay your salary! <br><br>9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! <br><br><br>10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. <br><br><br>11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are. <br><br>12. When the Officer says &quot;Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?&quot; You probably shouldn't respond with,&quot;Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?&quot; <br><br>I've only done 2 of these and would not recommend you try it. <br><br>Darrell<br><br><br>

BriarHopper

Which two would that be? ;D ;D

TXBobcat

There was a fellow that was being chased by a cop and wouldn't pull over? When the cop finally got him to stop, he asked him what the problem was and why it took him so long to stop?<br><br>The gentleman politely replied &quot;My wife ran off with a police officer a few weeks ago, and I just thought you were trying to bring her back!&quot; <br><br>

DeaconWayne

Or driving about 90 in a vicious rain storm and the State Trooper pulls you over, walks up to your window and says, &quot;Sir, do you know why I stopped you? And you reply, &quot;Yes Sir. And now you know why I was driving so fast.&quot; ;D ;D

Huey

How about &quot; Is that your cologne i smell, or did you just hit a skunk

turboblue

An oldie but pretty funny..... ;D<br><br><br>I went to the store the other day, I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a darn motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket.So I went up to him and said, &quot;Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?&quot; He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.<br>So I called him a pencil necked geek. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!!<br>So I called him a horse's behind. He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first.<br>Then he started writing a third ticket!! This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.I didn't give a darn.<br><br> My car was parked around the corner...<br>

DarrellB

[quote author=BriarHopper link=board=10;threadid=5657;start=0#49699 date=1034069515]<br>Which two would that be? ;D ;D <br>[/quote]<br><br># 2 and # 6<br><br>#2 is funny, but I wouldn't recommend doing #6. :'(<br><br><br>

BriarHopper

LMAO <br>

Dieseldude4x4

turboblue: You crack yourself up don't you? <br>Good one dude.

turboblue

Yeah DD4x4, I have a Hossish streak appear every now and then.