Bye!

 

He is the OSHA administrator who determined the proper speed, grasping pressure and proper PPE required for incandescent filament renewal and exchange in operational environments during illumination deficiency.

 

Its gettin way to deep in here so Im going the way of the ScottScotty


See yall later.

 

Then explain how you determine the speed of light.


Me thinks this is an attempt to keep us busy while the furry one gathers up the dark corners in his cave to keep him company.

 

Hey, man, I just call it like I see it. I'm your friend, so I know from personal experience...
Oh, no, I mean it. That's above my intelligence level...

Dang, dude, you're only giving us two minutes!

Ok, took some pics for another member, and offered my 800 dollar smarty to a guy I don't even know for a weekend...

I'm dedicated, I'll tell you what...

 

They really did take your brain out.

 

It's all for the DTR and diesel community...

 

I know, you are a good guy. (No matter what Blake says)

Play nice, I've had enough for tonight.

 

Nite, Rick.

Ok, stinkin sucks. The OL went and bought me some shirts and ties for church today, I actually liked one of them. Two out of three were about an inch too short in the arms, stinkin sleeves stopped about an inch over my wrist. What am I, some sort of sasquatch?!? They were XL's, too... I have to get the sides tailored down... DANGIT!

 

Oh, now I remember. He published that Theory claiming that light bulb changing speed equals= beers consumed Relative to pee breaks over how many times the wife yelled at you to change it.

If it wasn't for my wife all my underware would have holes in it. I just never think about buying that stuff.

 

Some of my drawers have holes in them, I don't care, but I have to have good socks as much as I am on my feet and moving...

I hear a CRICKET!!!...

 

He was in the attic... I'll just have to deal with it.

Just got done eating some cold fishsticks...

 

'Light' is composed of 'packets of photons which have mass. This was first verified during WWII when an astronomer pointed his telescope at the sun during a full lunar eclipse and was able to view stars which were behind the sun at the time of viewing. The light was bent around the sun proving that gravitational forces acted upon it. This is only possible if the light has mass. The speed of light has since been measured after the lunar landings. They placed a reflector on the moon and measured the time it takes for the reflection. After adjusting for interference from the earths atmosphere it was very accurately determined. It is now done with the use of lasers and crystalline chips which measure changes of frequency resonance inside the crystal as the light passes through it. One of the problems with the speed of light is that since light has mass, it should slow down, but for reasons yet unknown it has a constant speed, which flies in the face of physics. If you pass light through different mediums, it will change speed, but will return to it's original speed once through the mediums which it is passing. No added energy is needed to increase the speed to it's original constant.

 

You forgot about the ladder... and the length of time it takes to hit the ground the first three times...

Heck I'm not even sure I would have clothes if it weren't for my sweetie pie, I HATE shopping!!!

 

Nonsense!!!

I could say the same about your knowledge of diesel engines, I just have not learned it. Same as you...


Think how his wife feels!!!

Maybe it's not that your sleeves are too short, but your arms are to long from being pulled...