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MODTR#30 2nd Annual Bass and Bull GTG
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From: harrison arkansas
Sorry bud, you're just guilty by association... 
Hey Chris, I know we said we were doing the buffet, but after reviewing the menu I figured I'd get the cheapest thing on there since you were paying. I circled my selection below. Thanks in advance, oh and I'll be bringing a friend as well and I'm sure he'll want the same thing.
Hey Chris, I know we said we were doing the buffet, but after reviewing the menu I figured I'd get the cheapest thing on there since you were paying. I circled my selection below. Thanks in advance, oh and I'll be bringing a friend as well and I'm sure he'll want the same thing.
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From: Somewhere in a state called Missouri....
I'll be into that in Bass Pro AFTER the meal. I got a feeling you guys are going to have some fun setting me loos in that place. We will leave with probably about 8 fish to be fried..... And a fishing pole is not required
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From: Versailles, MO
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From: A state of Missery (Missouri)
Shock collar needed
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A conservation officer was driving down a country lane when a man waved him down.
“Officer! there’s a man on the pond back there fishing with dynamite! You have to stop him, he’s going to kill someone!”
The conservation officer parked and ran down to the pond. A man was just pulling his boat up on the shore. As he approached, the man seemed to tense up.
“I have reports that you’re fishing here illegally.”
“W’aall, Y’all outta come on out wid me an’ see fer yerself.”
They launched the boat and rowed out to the middle of the pond. The man cast a line into the water while the officer watched. A moment later, he lit a stick of dynamite and tossed it over the side.
“Hey! You can’t fish with dynamite! that’s illegal!”
The man calmly pulled out another stick, lit it, and handed it to the conservation officer.
“Ya gonna talk, or ya gonna fish?”
“Officer! there’s a man on the pond back there fishing with dynamite! You have to stop him, he’s going to kill someone!”
The conservation officer parked and ran down to the pond. A man was just pulling his boat up on the shore. As he approached, the man seemed to tense up.
“I have reports that you’re fishing here illegally.”
“W’aall, Y’all outta come on out wid me an’ see fer yerself.”
They launched the boat and rowed out to the middle of the pond. The man cast a line into the water while the officer watched. A moment later, he lit a stick of dynamite and tossed it over the side.
“Hey! You can’t fish with dynamite! that’s illegal!”
The man calmly pulled out another stick, lit it, and handed it to the conservation officer.
“Ya gonna talk, or ya gonna fish?”
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From: Somewhere in a state called Missouri....
We will be fine.... My aim it better than that now. I now realize jsut how far an officers car is away from me and I don't let anyone else load the ignition.
BTW There are always explosive, gun power, etc within my reach at all times....
I don't leave home without it!Hey sat, ever hear of Noodlin? I love it. Now all I have to do is make sure there are no pharana tanks there so when you guys say "that looks like a good tank to jump into" I don't come out screaming like a little baby....
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From: Somewhere in a state called Missouri....
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From: Somewhere in a state called Missouri....
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From: Backwoods of Missouri CSA
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From: A state of Missery (Missouri)
