ya lets keep it cheap. so i want the same

 

Guys.... if you expect ME to feed ya, you better plan on a meal of grub worms and sunflower seeds.....maybe some stink bait for desert...

 

I'll be into that in Bass Pro AFTER the meal. I got a feeling you guys are going to have some fun setting me loos in that place. We will leave with probably about 8 fish to be fried..... And a fishing pole is not required

 

If I wanted to eat like that, I'd just stay home.

/waits for smack to back of head from wife...

 

Don't make me go there again.

 

( Note to self ) if anything even remotely resembling a potatoe gun or an explosive device is seen in GS's possession leave the area before the law arrives.

 

A conservation officer was driving down a country lane when a man waved him down.

“Officer! there’s a man on the pond back there fishing with dynamite! You have to stop him, he’s going to kill someone!”

The conservation officer parked and ran down to the pond. A man was just pulling his boat up on the shore. As he approached, the man seemed to tense up.

“I have reports that you’re fishing here illegally.”

“W’aall, Y’all outta come on out wid me an’ see fer yerself.”

They launched the boat and rowed out to the middle of the pond. The man cast a line into the water while the officer watched. A moment later, he lit a stick of dynamite and tossed it over the side.

“Hey! You can’t fish with dynamite! that’s illegal!”

The man calmly pulled out another stick, lit it, and handed it to the conservation officer.

“Ya gonna talk, or ya gonna fish?”

 

We will be fine.... My aim it better than that now. I now realize jsut how far an officers car is away from me and I don't let anyone else load the ignition.

BTW There are always explosive, gun power, etc within my reach at all times.... I don't leave home without it!

Hey sat, ever hear of Noodlin? I love it. Now all I have to do is make sure there are no pharana tanks there so when you guys say "that looks like a good tank to jump into" I don't come out screaming like a little baby....

 

That DVD gonna be done by then or will it be available sooner than that?

 

I think I could have a couple copy's ready by then. I just have to see how much the actual DVDs are going to cost.

 

Noodlin'? Oh yeah, its a little bigger down farther south than me. I tend to stick to the stink bait if I want a catfish that bad.

 

Before he starts noodlin' the aquariams, should we warn him about the one with teh BFT????( "t" standing for turtle)

 

Well there a suprise goes.... I like wrestling as well. And I'm a very good swimmer so I could take him.

 

Why? We need entertainment don't we. Just make sure I have my copy of the DVD he has before he jumps in.

 

What's that turtle weigh? 150? Alligator Snapper.

Good luck....