MD Chapter #33 Never Ending Thread Part VIII

She'll most likely tell me to sell the truck....just like she did with the Ford, but I was smart and Lemon Law'd it !!!! I talked her into me using that money to get a Dodge for its dependability
So, I can't go breaking anything anytime soon
I just better turn it down to be on the safe side !


So, I can't go breaking anything anytime soon
I just better turn it down to be on the safe side !



It isn't so horrible really. You start out slowly describing to your wife how you found out the tranny isn't so strong on these trucks. Then every once in a while you mention "gee I wonder when the tranny will break?" Eventually she'll buy into your talk and then you can just tell her to start saving. One day when she is in the truck, you turn up the Smarty and make her slip, she'll feel it, and say "gee I better save more money quicker" then you get a new tranny! Viola!!
Unfortunately you may have to drive it broke for a while until she comes up with the money
Unfortunately you may have to drive it broke for a while until she comes up with the money

you guys are terrible... but funny! starr has a sister but i wouldnt curse anyone i like with her, total opposites. and shes too young for you ernie, she is more of iker's age.
bob, we need to do big things. me you and darren are having a guys night once i graduate DECEMBER 20TH!!!
who's up for a bonfire the weekend after christmas? i dont care if its at my place or what, but i wanna play with fire and do that other thing that goes along with it.
bob, we need to do big things. me you and darren are having a guys night once i graduate DECEMBER 20TH!!!
who's up for a bonfire the weekend after christmas? i dont care if its at my place or what, but i wanna play with fire and do that other thing that goes along with it.
you guys are terrible... but funny! starr has a sister but i wouldnt curse anyone i like with her, total opposites. and shes too young for you ernie, she is more of iker's age.
bob, we need to do big things. me you and darren are having a guys night once i graduate DECEMBER 20TH!!!
who's up for a bonfire the weekend after christmas? i dont care if its at my place or what, but i wanna play with fire and do that other thing that goes along with it.
bob, we need to do big things. me you and darren are having a guys night once i graduate DECEMBER 20TH!!!
who's up for a bonfire the weekend after christmas? i dont care if its at my place or what, but i wanna play with fire and do that other thing that goes along with it.
dont feel bad, my ex hated that i spent so much time wrapped up in my hobbies and i couldnt stand that she spent so much time downing the bottles of booze. its not a weekend to her unless she loses or breaks something important (like her cell phone, purse or keys) and at least one night she doesnt fall asleep but rather passes out



Me either