If you put all the lawyers in this country end to end, they'd reach around the equator, and we'd be much better off because most of them would drown.

 

I'm stealing that one.

Ever notice government can take a small number, say, 1/32 inch, and make a big deal out of it, but 32 billion, they act like it's no different than pulling a $5 out of your pocket for a taco?

 

Yer welcome to it.

When I went to the movie "Jurassic Park", an amazing thing happened. When the dinosaur ate the lawyer, the audience cheered.

 

Maybe start a Mexican corporation? Then sell them to distributors here?

I'd say sub it to the Chinese like everyone else does these days, but they would steal the design, manufacture, and sell it for $20 on Ebay.....