It has occurred to me that I'm a true and blue redneck, and **** proud of it!
Any of you red enough to admit it too?

 

Being "true blue" does that mean you are a liberal democrat redneck? or does that mean you are a bluebelly Yankee redneck?

 

I'm only a redneck if I'm with a bunch of yuppies.

If I'm with a bunch of rednecks then I act like a yuppie.

 

uh, I guess I should have said, a true RED redneck.. No liberal panzie crap here..
It's all about superior firepower and big trucks.

 

i are a rednek

 

hmmmmmmmmmm, Well, add me to the redneck club. I'm as redneck as they come. "Redneck Racing" sticker on my truck,-(yes, its real, and we actually race), tons of empties in the back, Jason Boland and Kevin Fowler in the speakers.

Consider these:

"If you ever run off the road and get struck in a ditch, don't panic. Just wait, and shortly a bunch of guys with a big pickup truck, a chain, and a cooler full of beer will show up to pull you out. Just stand back out of the way; they know what they're doing. After all, they live for this." --came from reader's digest years ago--

-Cant tell ya how many times me and my buddies have been the "bunch of guys with a big pickup truck, a chain, and a cooler full of beer"


"People always make fun of rednecks..... till their cars break down"

 

I consider my self a redneck.

 

Oh, man. If it was a crime, I'd be in the cross bar hotel for life X2!!

I'm as hick as they come.

 

Well, I guess I'll hop on the redneck train while its around... Texas Bred!!!

 

Lets see.
Born in Arkansas.
Grew up on the SOUTH side of the Ozark Mountains.
Work for an oil company.

Well, I guess the only more redneck I could get is west virginia coal miner...

 

am i a redneck........ hummmm, you tell me

 

I's one too.

 

i guess i could fall in the cat. ....... anyone that spends more time with there truck and will fight over the truck and dog than there wife, thats gotta be redneck

 

Redneck Hippie...........

 

Maybe before this was posted, there should have been a thread for a day or two with the title "What is a redneck" or "The definition of a redneck".
That is of course just to edumakate the 'other's out there who have no idea what a true redneck is or isn't.
Can a redneck live or come from places like Kommifornia or Utuh or Nu Mexico?
Is a true redneck obigated to smoke, spite or drink?
Once a person exceeds a certain level of edumakashun, can they still be considered a redneck?
Is it permissable for a redneck to drive UNDER the speed limit?
Can a cop be a redneck?
What is the main thing that sets a redneck apart from the rest of America?
... and many more kwestuns.
Am I being a troublemaker?