Haulin_in_Dixie

There are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRASAFE: Have some more chocolate.

Begle1

Please note, however, that safest isn't necessarily safe] as all.


No matter what you try, you are screwed at that time of month.

Even if you run away, then they will track you down.
If you stay at home, then they don't even have to do that.
If you leave the house, if you work outside, if you sleep all die- YOU ARE STILL SCREWED!

partytyme

we do just feed us and keep our fluids changed

dslchk_cowgirl

I'm gonna have to send my husband a copy of that. He's gonna love it