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Why Men Lie

Old Mar 26, 2003 | 07:58 AM
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Why Men Lie

Why Men Lie<br><br> One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree<br> above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out,<br> the Lord appeared and asked, &quot;Why are you crying?&quot;<br><br> The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water. The Lord<br> went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe.<br><br> &quot;Is this your axe?&quot; the Lord asked.<br><br> The woodcutter replied, &quot;No.&quot;<br><br> The Lord again went down and came up with a silver axe. &quot;Is this<br> your axe?&quot; the Lord asked.<br><br> Again, the woodcutter replied, &quot;No.&quot;<br><br> The Lord went down again and came up with an iron axe. &quot;Is this<br> your axe?&quot; the Lord asked.<br><br> The woodcutter replied, &quot;Yes.&quot;<br><br> The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three<br> axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happily.<br><br> One day while he was walking with his wife along the riverbank, the<br> woodcutter's wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord<br> again appeared and asked him, &quot;Why are you crying?&quot;<br><br> &quot;Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!&quot;<br><br> The Lord went down into the water and came up with Jennifer Lopez.<br> &quot;Is this your wife?&quot; the Lord asked.<br><br> &quot;Yes,&quot; cried the woodcutter.<br><br> The Lord was furious. &quot;You cheat! That is an untruth!&quot;<br><br> The woodcutter replied, &quot;Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a<br> misunderstanding.<br><br> You see, if I said 'no' to Jennifer Lopez, You will come up with<br> Catherine Zeta-Jones. Then if I also say 'no' to her, You will thirdly<br> come up with my wife, and I will say 'yes,' and then all three will<br> be given to me.<br><br> But Lord, I am a poor man and I will not be able to take care of all<br> three wives, so *that's* why I said yes this time.&quot;<br><br> The lesson of the story is that whenever a man lies it is for an<br> honorable and useful reason.<br>
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Old Mar 26, 2003 | 08:00 AM
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Re:Why Men Lie

<br><br>Where do you find this stuff.
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Old Mar 26, 2003 | 09:04 AM
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Good story.
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Old Mar 26, 2003 | 09:24 AM
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I've been trying to tell my wife that for years. :<br><br> <br><br> : Eddie : 8)
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Old Mar 26, 2003 | 09:46 AM
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LOL. Very good!
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Old Mar 26, 2003 | 10:28 AM
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It's true though. We always have a good reason behind it. Well, at least to us it's a good reson.
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Old Apr 4, 2003 | 11:13 AM
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I don't think My GF will believe this one. <br>DM01
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