when chuck norris falls in water he doesn't get wet---- the water gets chuck norris

 

Wow, sorry to hear. I hope the guys okay and this piece of crap gets slapped with all kinds of charges.


When the boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for chuck norris.

 

Sorry to hear about your driver. That is exactly why we dont do repos. It can be very dangerous.

 

I had a buddy that had a run-in with a repo man when I was with him, and there were two of them and they both had pistols. I am guessing that they had weapons permits. If I were a repo man, I would be packing that is for sure.

 

Lesson to be learned: How to get away from the Repo Man? Pay your darn bills on time. You're a breed I only want to meet casually, at a Bombers meet, of course.

 

Thank you! lol. We've actually had to tell people that before cause they were getting so irate about their vehicles gettin picked up.

Just wanted to say thanks y'all for the support. He's out of the hospital and doing a little better. Now his face is prettier than ever with all the swelling and whatnot.

 

And to give y'all an update..

We got his truck. (middle picture) Jerk didn't give up the keys and took out his radio, but oh well, we got what we wanted.

And just incase y'all were wondering what my wrecker dog looked like.. (yes he did actually ride on back on the wrecker when I was a driver) His name is.. Ready?..
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Dodge.

 

glad to hear he's goin better



Brokeback Mountain just isn't a movie.

it's the name for the pile of dead ninjas in Chuck Norris' front yard!!!!!

 

Uhhh...not until September 1st it's not. Close enough though.

 

According to Texas penal code 46.02 paragraph a-1 its legal to have a concealed handgun inside your vehicle [does NOT differentiate between loaded or unloaded ] as long as it is not in "plain view."


http://www.txdps.state.tx.us/ftp/forms/ls-16.pdf

 

hope hes alright man.

had a couple run ins towing with my cousin. had one guy start slapping me. was rather funny cause he was 5'5" and 130 pounds soaking wet and i am 5'10" and 270 pounds dry lol.

needless to say it was a very easy take down.