It never ceases to amaze my wife that my friends and I could be literally anywhere, lunch table, basketball game, wedding, etc. and still end up talking about gas and our amazing ability to "let 'er rip" almost on command. If I sent her a link of this thread, she'd just roll her eyes and say, "Oh my God."

 

I'm just as guilty as all of the above, in fact I gave the lady a few presents just last night in bed!

A short time ago when I was in high school we had a classmate who could actually break wind on command! You would think a guy who does something like that almost 50 times a day would just be moving air, but they were always something fierce. Our teachers would gather in the hall and talk to each other in between classes so he would wait right at the door and as soon as the bell rang he would let one rip then run to his seat. I can't even remember how many times our teachers would hit the classroom with the most disgusted look on their faces.

 

Not the same "type" of gas, but still funny!

My Freshman year me and a couple buddys were in the Cafeteria in school. My best friend gets this look in his eye, then cracks off a belch so loud the entire cafeteria went silent. Imagine 300 people looking at you not saying a word...All my friend said was "Darn" <--Not really, but it won't let me type the other word for it

My sister also cleared the FFA shop one day when she let a rank one loose on her way through...we never thought her to be too ladylike

Chris

 

sweet how old is she...bet she'd be perfect for iker

 

She's a little old for "him" --- 24

Besides...I don't think I could do that to him
Chris

 

Oh yeah...Uncle Jimmy and his "my finger's cramping, pull it quick".

 

When I was a kid I shared a bed with my younger brother. When I knew the "moment" was near I would say "Duck! I'm gonna spit in the air" Then when he pulls the covers over his head I let loose.

Am I a bad brother or what?

 

I have always loved clearing a room or making the wife gag. Especially after eating pickled eggs or cabbage.

 

I must have mistakenly accessed a Chevy forum.

Maybe I can X out of here and find my way back to the Cummins forum.

 

My sister does this once a week down at a school near her house. Kids really love it and seem to be better for her efforts. I'd give it a try but am not good in a crowd of kids, though the cookie and milk breaks sound like fun.

 

Iker is off the market...

 

My eyes are watering I have been laughing so hard.

 

Yeah, the wife used to like to go mexican resturants. She doesn't like it as much anymore...

 

really mike? So who is she? Does she have a sister?

 

The dog is the real killer around here. You can hear him too. Flies just drop dead when they enter the cloud. Actually, I can almost duplicate his piercing, nauseating wall of death after eating a lot of deer meat, the next day is rough.

This thread is killing me! I got yelled at for laughing too loud.