If you didnt get up till June then how were you back to action in no time? HUH???Answer Please!!!!....Lol

Mike

 

I watched the 10:00 news ... it showed me up doing all kinds of wierd stuff.

PISTOL

 

Well last night saw a double shot of Maker's with a Theraflu chaser I feel better today tho, so it wasnt all bad....Tonight will see a double of Makers with the tea and honey...

It's pretty sad...I only drink whiskey when I'm sick....In my younger days, the whiskey drinking usually MADE me sick Growing up sucks


Pistol is right about the 10 o'clock news thing....I dont recall making the news, but there are a few photos floating around I'd like to burn Some stories never go away

 

When I get sick ( which is a lot ) I usually just try to tough it out and end up getting sicker than dog poo and end up miserable for quite sometime. Still haven't quite learned the whole "REST" concept............that word is still foreign to me.

Here are my steps:

1. Start feeling crappy
2. Get mad cuz I'm feeling crappy
3. Go to store and grab a box of every cold medicine they have
4. Stock up on paper towels ( tissues SUCK )
5. Go home and plop my lazy butt on the couch
6. Start munching cold medicine like candy
7. Go into coma from to much medicine
8. Drool all over my pillow
9. Wake up and realize that I missed 3 days of work and have 30 messages on my phone asking if I'm still alive?
10. Shut phone off
11. Get new dry pillow
12. Continue to munch pills like candy
13. Continue with my coma

After a week of that I feel AWESOME!!!

~Nick

 

Put a pan of water on the stove, it doesn't have to boil. Add 2-3 drops of peppermint oil, no more, no less. Just let it cook on the stove. That will be enuff to open up everybody in the house. Any more will drive you right out of the house.

 

i hate medecine but under those conditions this is my cocktail:

double serving of THERAFLU followed closely by half a bottle of NYQUIL...

Sleep until you wake up in sweats with cotton mouth...go pee....get some water...feel the drunk come back...get in bed when the room stops spinning...sleep another 12 hours and wake up fine.

 

Y'know, from what I have gathered from reading these posts ..... is that none of us have wasted a second of our lives to read the warning label on the medicines that we take.

Dosage .... Two teaspoons ??? That's fer wussies, and I am REALLY sick.

Don't mix with alchohol ..... Well how do they expect me to get better ?

Don't operate machinery .... Does the TV remote count as machinery ?

Don't combine with other drugs .... Well then YOU make it stronger so I don't have to !!

If symptoms persist, see your Dr ..... I hate Dr's ... that's why I'm chugging this foul tasting crap !!


PISTOL

 

go into the spice cabinet and get out the oregeno. pour some into a paper towel then pull the edges of the paper towel up to make a tea bag out of it. Dip the tea bad in boiling water to make oregano tea. Add honey to make it taste a little better and lemon if you like that. Drink it by the gallon and you will come around in no time.