Toilet paper ettiquette
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HEAR YEE, HEAR YEE ALL CITIZENS. THIS THREAD CAN NOW CLOSE.
Just came from the imaging center having an MRI. Went to the piddle room. I saw exactly what is needed to settle this dispute. Next to the potty is this nice looking chrome stand with a "U" on top that holds the TP. This U will flip from one side to the other. If it is on one side the paper is coming from the underside. If you flip it over, it is coming "THE CORRECT" way, over the top. So, now - - go get one. Everyone can have their paper the way they want it and no divorces necessary, no fights, no arguments.
AND THIS STUPID THREAD CAN CLOSE. ............
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GeniusBob
ps: no thanks are needed - - this just shows how I think of ya'll even under stress. Just to realize I would be considering your well being even under such dire conditions humbles even me. .......
Just came from the imaging center having an MRI. Went to the piddle room. I saw exactly what is needed to settle this dispute. Next to the potty is this nice looking chrome stand with a "U" on top that holds the TP. This U will flip from one side to the other. If it is on one side the paper is coming from the underside. If you flip it over, it is coming "THE CORRECT" way, over the top. So, now - - go get one. Everyone can have their paper the way they want it and no divorces necessary, no fights, no arguments.
AND THIS STUPID THREAD CAN CLOSE. ............
...................GeniusBob
ps: no thanks are needed - - this just shows how I think of ya'll even under stress. Just to realize I would be considering your well being even under such dire conditions humbles even me. .......
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I also think of everybody here but it is usually right before I need the toilet paper (that can be stresful--think Jalapeños).
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You are a mess, boy. BUTT, I know what you mean about them hot thingies. At that point who cares if it is over or under - -just be there.
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From: Kenai Alaska
That is brilliant!
You guys crack me up.
edit: Dont know what it is but that doesnt sound quite right.
You guys crack me up.edit: Dont know what it is but that doesnt sound quite right.
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