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Old 08-13-2012, 03:31 PM
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Originally Posted by cincydiesel
If you placed a conveyor on a concrete bed liner, wrapped a shrew in toilet paper then placed it on the conveyor will it fly?
Now Cincy - - - you know durn well you cannot make such a broad statement to this group and expect an answer that you can take to the bank.

Now, let's get specific - - - what is your question?
Will the conveyor fly?
Will the toilet paper fly?
Will the shrew fly?

Each of those considerations will require a specific set of instructions for the experiment to be valid. You must be more specific. By time this all happens the shrew will be dead and stinking, someone will have become desperate and the electricity will have been turned off for not paying the power bill.

Doggonit - - back to square 1. .............

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Old 08-13-2012, 05:04 PM
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This thread was already bad without you guys bringing up the vision of stinking toilet paper wrapped shrews flying into a concrete bed liner.

Reminds me of a song:
Shrew fly dont bother me
Old 08-13-2012, 08:45 PM
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hijack will somebody explain to me the whole will it fly bit
Old 08-13-2012, 09:23 PM
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hijack will somebody explain to me the whole will it fly bit
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Old 08-14-2012, 06:11 AM
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Oh. No.... Not again
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Originally Posted by twichit
hijack will somebody explain to me the whole will it fly bit
I believe, given the general direction of this thread ( straight down the swirly hole), there is no such thing as a high jack.

I am not sure who drug the shrews into this, but I think if your going to wrap them in tp it would be easier to do if the roll was orientated in the "under" position.

Furthermore, don't believe everything you hear, I don't get everything stuck....
Old 08-14-2012, 08:12 AM
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Originally Posted by JKM
In order to remove the human element, we will have to forward all further testing and experiments to TOP's house, I heard he is a machine. I'll bring some tp, you bring the peppers.
Sorry JKM.....no toilet paper here.....we have a Sears catalog hanging in the out house......

If you see any running water in my place, I ask you grab a bucket cause the roof is leaking
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Originally Posted by Lary Ellis (Top)
Sorry JKM.....no toilet paper here.....we have a Sears catalog hanging in the out house......

If you see any running water in my place, I ask you grab a bucket cause the roof is leaking
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Originally Posted by JKM
Furthermore, don't believe everything you hear, I don't get everything stuck....
This is true. As far as I know, he has never got a space shuttle stuck!
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Originally Posted by JKM
Furthermore, don't believe everything you hear, I don't get everything stuck....
True! However, when you do get something stuck you do it very well.
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Originally Posted by JKM
Practice makes perfect

My Hero!

Fox called...they want to do a Reality show around your adventures...entitled "Digging In"
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Originally Posted by Lary Ellis (Top)
My Hero!

Fox called...they want to do a Reality show around your adventures...entitled "Digging In"
Are you referencing the vehicle escapades or his method of utilizing TP?
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Originally Posted by Adaminak
Are you referencing the vehicle escapades or his method of utilizing TP?
I have one thing to say 'OUCH'.......
Old 08-16-2012, 03:31 PM
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Why not combine the two?
Ive seen a guy pick up an egg with a backhoe so why couldnt.....uh never mind.
It would probably bite you in the end.


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