Toilet paper ettiquette
08-02-2012, 08:05 AM
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08-02-2012, 09:18 AM
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If you haven't received any phone calls telling you not to report for your next shift, I'd say be very careful when you walk in the station door! 
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08-02-2012, 12:15 PM
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08-02-2012, 03:30 PM
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Over!!
and it must be thick to avoid the above mentioned "Poke thru"
Not to hijack but add to the discussion......... Crumble (wad up) or roll before use??
and it must be thick to avoid the above mentioned "Poke thru"
Not to hijack but add to the discussion......... Crumble (wad up) or roll before use??
08-02-2012, 04:38 PM
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1.) Under, because I can hold the roll in place with my thumb while tearing off a piece with my fingers. My feelings on this are somewhere between "militant" and "I'll stab you in your sleep if you don't do it right next time."
2.) Can I get an explanation on the exploded ketchup packets gag? I'm always looking for new ways to visit evil on the co-workers that decided I needed a tomato slice wedged in my car door handle, the starter relay wired to the horn, and just in case I was hot, somehow tied the window squirter into the turn signal, then rerouted the hose into the vents.
2.) Can I get an explanation on the exploded ketchup packets gag? I'm always looking for new ways to visit evil on the co-workers that decided I needed a tomato slice wedged in my car door handle, the starter relay wired to the horn, and just in case I was hot, somehow tied the window squirter into the turn signal, then rerouted the hose into the vents.
08-02-2012, 06:09 PM
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1.) Under, because I can hold the roll in place with my thumb while tearing off a piece with my fingers. My feelings on this are somewhere between "militant" and "I'll stab you in your sleep if you don't do it right next time."
2.) Can I get an explanation on the exploded ketchup packets gag? I'm always looking for new ways to visit evil on the co-workers that decided I needed a tomato slice wedged in my car door handle, the starter relay wired to the horn, and just in case I was hot, somehow tied the window squirter into the turn signal, then rerouted the hose into the vents.
2.) Can I get an explanation on the exploded ketchup packets gag? I'm always looking for new ways to visit evil on the co-workers that decided I needed a tomato slice wedged in my car door handle, the starter relay wired to the horn, and just in case I was hot, somehow tied the window squirter into the turn signal, then rerouted the hose into the vents.
08-02-2012, 06:33 PM
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1.) Under, because I can hold the roll in place with my thumb while tearing off a piece with my fingers. My feelings on this are somewhere between "militant" and "I'll stab you in your sleep if you don't do it right next time."
2.) Can I get an explanation on the exploded ketchup packets gag? I'm always looking for new ways to visit evil on the co-workers that decided I needed a tomato slice wedged in my car door handle, the starter relay wired to the horn, and just in case I was hot, somehow tied the window squirter into the turn signal, then rerouted the hose into the vents.
2.) Can I get an explanation on the exploded ketchup packets gag? I'm always looking for new ways to visit evil on the co-workers that decided I needed a tomato slice wedged in my car door handle, the starter relay wired to the horn, and just in case I was hot, somehow tied the window squirter into the turn signal, then rerouted the hose into the vents.
Take 2 ketchup packets, place one each under the small seat riser (spacer) then gently rest the seat down. An unsuspecting individual will be very surprised. Its a 50/50 if it will explode on them. it hits the walls sometimes.
08-02-2012, 07:09 PM
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Or just use paper towels. One sheet can be folded about 10 times. That stuff is tough!
08-02-2012, 09:25 PM
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I think, if you use the under method, it will unroll, of you use the over method, it would continually roll up?
Perhaps Blake Clark could enlighten us on the use of this :
Specifically the " oscillate" button...
Perhaps Blake Clark could enlighten us on the use of this :
Specifically the " oscillate" button...
08-04-2012, 12:00 AM
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You press a button (yes they come with remotes) and water pushes a tube directly under your breather hole.... or your angina magnifico welcome spot (dependent on the button pressed) and warmed water shoots out to cleanse and refresh. No TP needed, other than if you don't want to wait around for it to air dry...
You need to think about buying the NUMI.... if you're related to bill gates...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HUe9...eature=related
That way, you too can drop a deuce in the middle of your living room while throwing a party at your home..... Just try not to sit on the thing too low otherwise you'll get light coming out of your eyes, ears and mouth without your permission.
BTW,
For all the folks who live up in Chaikwa's area of the woods, when you guys can't flush the john because of your massive manly droppings are clogging the toilet, they made a special tool just to help you out...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...&v=uu1nEBzxHqE
I guess you could use it for cutting down some saplings as well to clean the blade out when you're done..
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08-04-2012, 01:32 AM
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Does that toilet runs on 120 or 240 and what happens when its wired wrong.
I get nervous just having a razor in the bathroom. My wife might accidentally drop that chainsaw in the tub with me.
I get nervous just having a razor in the bathroom. My wife might accidentally drop that chainsaw in the tub with me.