on who is who at DTR..... because after a few years of this, I am still confused...


After reading threads, I get this idea that Jack is really Javaluva who is somehow related to Hoss who in turn becomes Lary who.......

I don't know.... I'm lost....

 

Jack and Lary own the joint! They rent a room to Hoss provided there is no thong thing going on!! LMAO!

Rick

 

Hoss and Java are one in the same. he must be keeping on the meds though, because she hasn't surfaced in awhile. Hoss has is own place in the basement. He and Chaikwa (the janitor) finally have an agreement, Chaikwa doesn't go downstairs, and Hoss stays out of the janitor's closet. But, i bet if Chaikwa snuck downstairs, he'd find his bowlbrush.

 

wait so hoss isnt jack, which means hoss really is the owner of ford, which owns cumminGs?

 

Actually, with some deduceing you guys have been missing, I'm looking at the possibility that Lary is really Jack. just don't let on yet. Haven't you noticed Jack's posts seem to show up when Lary claims to be on the boat fishing? got a couple other things I need to look into before i can release them....

Gotmyoldmagnifyingglassdustedoffandpipefiredupdon

 

You guys have it all wrong...they are all really just figments of your (overactive) imaginations!!

You also have Waaaayyyyy too much free time!
Chris

 

That's not a bowl brush...it's a back scratcher...and if that low-life janitor doesn't quit STEALING it from my room I'm gonna take one of my old thongs and pull it right over the top of his head!!!

 

Wait a minute, Jack is Larys dad so that makes Hoss Larys brother....I think.

 

Hoss meant to say he is going to put one of his Uncle Bob's old thongs on the bowl brush/back scratcher.....

 

I think it is all clear as mud now

 

So that's where Lary's tooth brush went, it's now a thong holder in Hoss's basement. Phew.

Lary, have you been slurping the blueing again?

 

Wasn't there a movie or something.... Bowl-Brush Mountain?

 

'Low-life' huh? I ain't the one livin' in the basement! And if you're the one that's had my brush all this time, you're gonna have more to worry about than where your thong is at OR where you THINK you're gonna put it!

Dang Texans thinkin' they can mess around with the natural order of things!

chaikwa.

 

And YOU... makin' me believe you had my brush when all this time Hoss has had it!

chaikwa.

 

Actually I just saw him knocking some concrete off it with a guilty look on his face. I think he "broom" finished the concrete bedliner with it and is too embarrassed to return it. I wouldn't actually venture to the basement....

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