MCMLV

A veteran Texas Ranger pulled over a red Porsche after it had run a stop sign. He walked up to the car door and said, &quot;Sir, may I see your driver's license and registration please?&quot; The Yankee said, &quot;What's the problem, officer?&quot; &quot;You just ran the stop sign back there at the last intersection.&quot; &quot;Oh, come on pal, there wasn't a car within miles of me!&quot;<br><br>&quot;Nevertheless sir, you are required to come to a complete stop, look both ways, and proceed with caution.&quot; &quot;You've got to be kidding me!&quot; &quot;It's no joke, sir&quot;. &quot;Look, I slowed down almost to a complete stop, saw no one within twenty miles, and proceeded with caution.&quot; &quot;That's beside the point, sir. You are supposed to come to a complete stop, and you didn't. Now, may I see your license and registration, please?&quot;<br><br>&quot;You've got a lot of time on your hands, pal! What's the matter, all the doughnut shops closed?&quot; &quot;Sir, I'll overlook that last comment. Let me see your license and registration immediately!&quot; &quot;I will, if you can tell me the difference between slowing down, and coming to a complete stop.&quot;<br><br>The veteran Ranger had had enough and said to the driver, &quot;Sir, I can do better than that.&quot; He opened the car door, dragged the obnoxious motorist out, and proceeded to methodically beat him over the head with his nightstick. &quot;Now, sir, let me ask you this. Would you like me to slow down...or come to a complete stop?&quot;<br>

rich

i've got several buddies that are state troopers they would do that

SjLingenfelter

BigBlue

They should do that. Dang Yankees.

Redleg

Holsteinman

BlackSheep

lol my dads a cop and that shounds about right.

dodgeman01

No Cop No stop <br>DM01

Shovelhead

Nuther Cop Joke:<br><br>The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the<br>best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test.<br>He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.<br><br>The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They<br>question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive<br>investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.<br><br>The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest,<br>killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no<br>apologies. The rabbit had it coming.<br><br>The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear.<br>The bear is yelling: &quot;Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!'<br><br>

dodgeman01

<br>LMAO thats funny<br>DM01

BigBlue