I'm a born and raised Texan but I have a good sense of humor and I thought this was pretty funny.

Three men were about to be executed on the guillotine, a Frenchman, an Englishman and a Texan. The Frenchman went first, was ask if he had any last words and he say Viva La France! The lever was pulled but the blade stopped just inches from his neck. Every one was astonished! The executioner said,"It must be an act of God, you are a free man. The Englishman went next. When he was ask if he had any last words he said "Hail to the Queen!" The lever was pulled and the same thing happened again! Every one was truly amazed. The executioner said "Twice an act of God. This is unbelievable. You are free to go. The Texan was next. He walked up the steps and the executioner ask "Do you have any last words? The Texan said "Hey, you know ya'll got a kink in your cable up there!

 

 

Pretty good....

 

That was pretty funny I might be moving to Texas my wife is military

 

 

Was he blonde?

 

Might have been one of Hoss’s ancestors.

 

If I remember correctly - you're blonde AND from Texass....I rest my case

 

OHHHHH what you said!!!

 

she'll be ok....

 

I'm okay!

Didn't you know Dr. Evil is blonde and he lived in Texas for a while.

Now his location is; Currently in HELL with NO hope of getting out...

I rest my case.

 

See, Texas is right next to HELL.. "just down the road a piece..."

 

Your point is...?

Have you been prescribing yourself med’s again?

 

I like the little blue pills..... I think they MAY be Viagra???

 

A little old man shuffled into the ice cream parlor.
He pulled himself slowly and painfully up on the bar stool.
After catching his breath he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly "Crushed nuts?"
"No" he replied "arthritis"