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Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 . I soon noticed that
the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of
space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into
all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications
such as Poker Night 10.3 , Football 5.0 , Hunting and Fishing 7.5 , and
Racing 3.6
I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my
favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 ,
but
the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0 . Please help!

Thanks,

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REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 , thinking that it is
just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM
and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING !!! It is also impossible
to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0 . It is impossible to
uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not
allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child
Support . I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the
situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to
alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because
ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system
will return to normal anyway. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to
be very high maintenance . Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs,
such as Clean and Sweep 3.0 , Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2 ..

However , be very careful how you use these programs . Improper use will
cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5 . Once this happens, the
only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional
software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0!
WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short
Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will ! cause
irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck ,
Tech Support

TKC2000

I have this Wife1.0 program also. In the beginning it was awfully hard to deal with what with it wanting be involved with or controlling the other programs. But after a few years it got better. I learned more on how to manipulate the program for my specific needs. Although it seems to have started going into sleep mode just when I'm getting excited to play with it, and it doesn't seem to like networking with my buddies systems and their new upgraded version of Wife1.0 to Younger Wife1.0.

spunbearing

haha funny stuff

DmaxEter

I WAS able to remove wife 1.0 from my system. It can be done. I am now back with a newer version of Girfriend 7.0 and it is flawless. There is hope. It can be done. Dont give up!

Rocky5.9

Be very careful when Wife 1.0 starts downloading applications such as Kid 1.0 or Child 1.0 and the newer programs such as 2.0, 3.0, or the dreaded Twins 2.2 (It's almost like a Trojan horse, you somethings there but not how many.) It will make going to applications like Girlfriend 8.0 highly cost ineffective.