There was a bit of confusion at the Cabela's Sporting Goods store this morning.
When I was ready to pay for my purchases of gun powder and bullets the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."

Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control whackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed.

When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my gift card.

I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer! I STILL DON'T THINK I LOOKED THAT BAD.

 

oh brother.......

 

He wishes......

 

I'll keep my wise cracks to myself. I can just imagine what she was thinking.

 

That's pretty good...

 

I heard they have your picture up at the Bass Pro too !

 

Yeah... in the bait section...

 

In the stink bait section...

 

Yeah ok zoo,you forget I know where us 50 is.Stink bait indeed

 

I was gonna say the jerky section.

 

Ha,this from a guy who takes perfectly well growing trees and makes them into toothpicks.