Sorry ladies, but I have to tell this one....
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Sorry ladies, but I have to tell this one....
So I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.
We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one."
She replied that she did not know, but this piece had always been there He gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it and wrote 710.
He then took her over to another car which had it hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?"
She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there."
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We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one."
She replied that she did not know, but this piece had always been there He gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it and wrote 710.
He then took her over to another car which had it hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?"
She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there."
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Re:Sorry ladies, but I have to tell this one....
SWMBO says we're having too much fun on this site. She saw the chat earlier and I won't even repeat that comment.<br><br> ;D ;D<br><br>~Dave
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Re:Sorry ladies, but I have to tell this one....
Glad I wasn't drinking anything when I read Commatose's post.<br>We'll have to admit that the photo is proof that she lost her 710 part.<br><br>Jerry
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Re:Sorry ladies, but I have to tell this one....
[quote author=Hoss link=board=10;threadid=5763;start=0#51031 date=1034278974]<br>Hmmmm....isn't Java a blonde?? 
<br>[/quote]<br><br>Yeah, and I may not know much about cars, but I'm not THAT stupid... :
;D Cute joke, though.... 
<br>[/quote]<br><br>Yeah, and I may not know much about cars, but I'm not THAT stupid... : ;D Cute joke, though....
Thats MR Hoss to you buddy!
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Re:Sorry ladies, but I have to tell this one....
[quote author=Javaluva link=board=10;threadid=5763;start=0#51396 date=1034341848]Yeah, and I may not know much about cars, but I'm not THAT stupid... : ;D Cute joke, though.... <br>[/quote]<br><br> Just seeing if you're awake...
;D Cute joke, though.... <br>[/quote]<br><br> Just seeing if you're awake...
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Re:Sorry ladies, but I have to tell this one....
I told my parents and they were dying. My mom and sister and a bunch of my friends are blonde. They didn't seem to think it was as funny as the res of us did. Wonder why? :
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