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Old 10-10-2002, 02:30 PM
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Sorry ladies, but I have to tell this one....

So I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.
We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one."

She replied that she did not know, but this piece had always been there He gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it and wrote 710.

He then took her over to another car which had it hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?"
She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there."

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Old 10-10-2002, 02:34 PM
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Re:Sorry ladies, but I have to tell this one....

<br> You are killing me here!!!<br><br>Ouch my side hurts and I just blew coke all over my monitor
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Old 10-10-2002, 02:42 PM
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Re:Sorry ladies, but I have to tell this one....

Hmmmm....isn't Java a blonde??
Old 10-10-2002, 04:05 PM
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Re:Sorry ladies, but I have to tell this one....

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!
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Re:Sorry ladies, but I have to tell this one....

Hahahaha! That is a classic!
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Re:Sorry ladies, but I have to tell this one....

Thats a funny one! <br><br><br> <br><br><br>Rich
Old 10-10-2002, 10:38 PM
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Re:Sorry ladies, but I have to tell this one....

SWMBO says we're having too much fun on this site. She saw the chat earlier and I won't even repeat that comment.<br><br> ;D ;D<br><br>~Dave
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Re:Sorry ladies, but I have to tell this one....

Glad I wasn't drinking anything when I read Commatose's post.<br>We'll have to admit that the photo is proof that she lost her 710 part.<br><br>Jerry
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Re:Sorry ladies, but I have to tell this one....

Hands Top a hanky to wipe off his monitor
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That was priceless................
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Re:Sorry ladies, but I have to tell this one....

[quote author=Hoss link=board=10;threadid=5763;start=0#51031 date=1034278974]<br>Hmmmm....isn't Java a blonde?? <br>[/quote]<br><br>Yeah, and I may not know much about cars, but I'm not THAT stupid... : ;D Cute joke, though....
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[quote author=Javaluva link=board=10;threadid=5763;start=0#51396 date=1034341848]Yeah, and I may not know much about cars, but I'm not THAT stupid... : ;D Cute joke, though.... <br>[/quote]<br><br> Just seeing if you're awake...
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Re:Sorry ladies, but I have to tell this one....

I told my parents and they were dying. My mom and sister and a bunch of my friends are blonde. They didn't seem to think it was as funny as the res of us did. Wonder why? :
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