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Sooooo, you're drunk, you go for a drive, you hit a bus AND....you do a TV interview.

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Old Nov 25, 2010 | 11:41 PM
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Talking Sooooo, you're drunk, you go for a drive, you hit a bus AND....you do a TV interview.

What else could possibly go wrong????


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Old Nov 26, 2010 | 05:32 AM
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That will be a short trial!!!!
"Here, let me give you more evidence!!!!"
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Old Nov 26, 2010 | 05:39 AM
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You guys pass judgment WAY too fast. I know people as stupid as her and they're stone sober! She could be just a poor unfortunate moron and here you are making fun of her.
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Old Nov 26, 2010 | 06:08 AM
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You guys pass judgment WAY too fast. I know people as stupid as her and they're stone sober! She could be just a poor unfortunate moron and here you are making fun of her.
That's what I thought . Even a drunk knows what a gas pedal is called .
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Old Nov 26, 2010 | 06:13 AM
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I'm not sure which scares me more....

The fact that she had a driver's license, or the fact that she might reproduce...
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Old Nov 26, 2010 | 07:49 AM
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I'm not sure which scares me more....

The fact that she had a driver's license, or the fact that she might reproduce...
"I was just standing there and next thing I know I had a...uhhh ummmm I felt something coming out of me and hmmm errrr it was a ahhh [a baby] A baby...thank-you."
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Old Nov 26, 2010 | 08:59 AM
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I'm not sure which scares me more....

The fact that she had a driver's license, or the fact that she might reproduce...
It could be the democrats next great leader!!
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Old Nov 26, 2010 | 09:14 AM
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It could be the democrats next great leader!!
Which may be an actual improvement. That woman is not playing with a full deck.
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Old Nov 26, 2010 | 09:19 AM
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Which may be an actual improvement. That woman is not playing with a full deck.
neither are any liberals. especially the dbag squating in the white house
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Old Nov 26, 2010 | 10:20 AM
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It could be the democrats next great leader!!

and probably would be considered an improvement. At least she'd have a real birth cert. and not have to hide her fake one from Hawaii. And would use her real name.
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Old Nov 26, 2010 | 10:51 AM
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going off some people I have seen, I would say an Oxycontin, two Valiums, and a 40 and she was just on her way to the store to get some groceries...
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Old Nov 26, 2010 | 12:12 PM
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Maybe the fumes from the meth lab in the trunk got to her...
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Old Nov 26, 2010 | 04:43 PM
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Maybe a candidate for the 2010 Darwin awards???
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Old Nov 26, 2010 | 05:29 PM
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Too many teeth for meth....
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Old Nov 26, 2010 | 05:40 PM
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This thread is darn funny.

And its too late she probably already reproduced, most likely many times......
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