ME? YOU are the one that has tv's and lamps with laps. Your furniture sounds like something right out of a Dr Seuss story. Or a Tom Petty song.

 

Why don't you go make me a sandwich eh?

 

Anything for you! One tuna an' peanut butter sammich coming right up!

 

Tuna and peanut butter. That sounds like something that would be in an MRE for the calorie content.

...and mayo in my tuna, not miracle whip!

 

I LOVE Miracle Whip, but it's better with jelly, not tuna.

 

Miracle whip is better with jelly? What do you do, put that on a bagel?

 

Generally between 2 pieces of bread, but a bagel sounds pretty good too. Maybe raisin toast too!

 

Cream cheese. That's all I like on a bagel. I could eat that all day but my rear end would be a dually. So I don't eat bagels and cream cheese all day. I like my SRW.

 

Something that's REALLY good is the spreadable kind of sharp cheese and jelly. Cheese and jelly sammiches are the BEST!

 

Mornin' gang - - snowing here today.....................NOT!!!!.......
Just got in from the doc -- says the leg bone grew back a bit crocked, but has filled in nicely - - gave me clean bill of health along with instructions - - like - - -use your head. Who does he think he is talking too? Little ole me - - do that? .................No way, Jose. Came home, changed clothes and immediately out to start taking down my hurricane panels - - figured the neighbors were sick of looking at them. So am I - - been bugging me while I sit here, twiddle my thumb and

That is called "rabbit toast." Let's get it correct.

You are in rare shape again today - - behave yourself - - be a model - - good eating is included in that. You are an influence on this elite groupe of men and women - - carry your head high and act the part. Look how you are leading astray this poor helpless young lady. SSHHHHEEEESSSS...................(Yeh, I know - - I think Pants, or Knickors, or Shorts, or whatever can stick up for herself.)

Lunch is calling - - gotta go slurp it up. Then, more panels down - - HURRRAAAHHHH!!!!!

FinallyMobileBob (but very slow)
edit: did it again - - it is afternoon - - sorry bout that

 

Must be nice to roll outta bed after noontime and still be able to feel innocent. You KNOW you're guilty... you didn't admonish anyone for not having your ph00 ready. Probably didn't wanna push the envelope!

 

Bob, leg progress sounds good! (straight legs are for pirates) If you need help using your head, just run the idea past the breakroom first. We can give you pointers

 

I always get such prompt and friendly service from these guys here at Discount. I dont know what it is....???

 

Hey, my head is all ready pointed - - don't need any more help. .....

Just came in from pulling and stowing the panels from the lanai and south side of the house. Got more done than I thought I would. A sweet blonde came and helped me (really think she wanted to keep an eye on me and supervise my activities. ........)

Ph00???? Ph000000!!!! Where is ph00????? OK, just for that I am going to go pout and poke holes in the walls with my pointed head. So there!!!!!!!!!

MadBob

 

that's how chiakwa gets women to bring him food and men to adopt him and give him steel discounts....


not gonna convince me to wear suspenders and grow hair over my face.

Matt, sorry you are experiencing that situation,be safe.
FiverBob, glad your get up n go, got up.

cold and snow today, long time friend showed up. almost beat him up ...
have to share my number with more folks I guess. He will not climb the gate anymore. husband will be happy when my hearing aids come in.

but my lamps are fine, and the pugs were delicious....(wink to Shorts)