Leave me out of this!!
I am now thinking about moving just so he doesn't know what state I live in.
I don't want the government to even begin to associate me with him and I advise you all to do the same.
I think even cougar, Rick, Scotty, Ram and others have already been twisted beyond the point of no return.
I fear its like mad cow disease, and even napalm may not end its spread.
Its a sickness I say--I deadly sickness that has the potential to infect us all.
Run while you can and may God have mercy on anybody living close to him.

 

Chrisreyn, do you do requests?

I'm thinking you could do something with the theme song to the Sopranos....

"Woke up this morning,"

After all, you have been ignoring all the Mob connected Shrews........ and they are not to be trifled with.

 

Shrew this and shrew that,
Shrew all of you thin and fat,
Shrew the old and shrew the young,
Mess with the shrew and I'll cut out your tongue.

Yes shrews are organized,
We think as one,
We control the planets,
And we control the sun.

Shrews rule the sky,
Shrews rule the sewer,
Shrews rule the old,
And shrews rule the newer.

Shrews control the news,
And shrews run the trains,
Shrews run the Government,
Because politicians have no brains.

Shrews make the rules,
And shrews draw the lines,
Shrews pull your strings,
We make you do lots of things.

Some of you dance,
And some of you sing,
Some of you think,
You can do anything.

But make no mistake,
And do not sell us short,
We rule the world,
Snort, snort, snort!

 

True dat!!

 

Its getting down right scary around here .

 

Really? Seems perfectly normal to me..........

 

Shrewish dreams of world domination?
Shrews in charge of this great nation?
TRad posts seem quite unusual
Me thinks he may be shrew-delusional!

The shrews have not performed a coup
They're all heading to Barks to poo
Sam the Shrew, remains in charge
And st Barks place he roams at large

FiverBob now recommends
Reinforcements we should send!
Ninja shrews that stalk the night
Forever staying out of sight

Ninja shrews with skills in fright
will haunt Bsrks house and pee all night
Helping Sam at every chance
To teach Bark how to scream and dance!

 

I'll try..........
How's this??

You woke up this morning, and stepped on a shrew
Mama always said no one screams quite like you
She said, "You're one in a million, you've got to do the shrew dance
But you were born without rhythm with shrews in your pants"

You woke up this morning, all the shrews have gone
Your papa never told you about singing shrew songs
But you're looking dejected baby, I believe you're feeling blue
(Shame about it)
Born without rhythm into a pile of cold shrew poo

You woke up this morning, the world turned upside down
Thing's ain't been the same since the shrews walked into town
But you're one in a million, you've got that silly dance
Born without rhythm and shrews crawling in your pants

When you woke up this morning , you stepped into poo
By half past ten your house smelled like the Bronx Zoo
Nausea did grip you from your head down to your toes
Like a voice telling you there was something you should know

Last night you were flying but today you're so low
Ain't it times like these that make you wonder if you'll ever know
The meaning of things as they appear to the shrews
Pee upon your pillows has you feelin blue

Don't you wish the traps would function, and put poison 'neath the sink
Beyond that there not much to do 'cept have a lot to drink
Well, you do so make up your mind to fight
'Cos when you woke up this morning the shrews had pooped on you all night

 

I sinisterly apologize to all of you for this depravity. I never thought that my cute and fun shew poems would inspire the younger generation into such perversity.

 

Post nine hundred twenty and four,
We're going strong
That's for sure

Who will earn the right to boast
Of having made the thousandth post?

And when we hit 1001
We'll still be having shrewish fun

Bark will likely sit and cry
Aghast this thread just won't die!!

 

I think that punishment should be reserved for the on who started it all, don't you?

 

But will they untie Barks straight jacket long eniugj for him to do it??

Problem is that if we all stop at post 999 waiting for Bark, he'll refuse to post, thereby achieving his goal of killing this thread.


It's reLly funny if you go back and read the first few pages of this thread
And see how it evolvec( devolved) into its current state!

 

I lost it at Ninja shrews......great job.


now when the killer cat comes in with a vole, my hubby or guests think I have lost my mind when I bust out laughing....

they are concerned.

Here's to INFAMY!!!!

 

Heidi, that's TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA SHREW!
Instead of Karate, they fight with Kung-Poo!

Everybody was Kung-poo fightin'
Those shrews were fast as lightening
In fact it was a little but frightening
'Cause they pooped with spurts and sighings

There was Chunky Little Squirt and Heavy Toliet Bomb
They said" Uhg,here comes the big one,
Let's poop and move on"

It was an ancient shrewish art
They did so much more than fart,
From runny to real thick!, to Barks
counters it did stick

Everybody was Kung-poo fightin'
Those shrews were fast as lightening
In fact it was a little but frightening
'Cause they pooped with spurts and sighing
Oh woawoawoa......

 

Gawd, this thread needs to go into the all time Internet forum hall of fame................

Seriously, we have members channeling Robin WIlliams talent.......... I haven't laughed this hard in YEARS!