Sam the Shrew is dead---RIP
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The village people, er, shews.
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aw, man Chris- right on, walk the walk with the tight pants and all....like your version better! (not likin them bee gees, disco killed my music gig)
found moles,voles, and ....bad news- yes, shrews.
moving out stored stuff for last yard sale. poo, seeds stolen from bird feeders, chewed paper, some sweet tooth shrew got a back of mini chocolate bars. did I mention poo? uH , ya.
full 5 gallon shop vac.
so keep singing Chris, keep cringing bark, it's a shrewvolution.
Talk, Talk, talkin bout a SHREW vo lution.....cue drums...
found moles,voles, and ....bad news- yes, shrews.
moving out stored stuff for last yard sale. poo, seeds stolen from bird feeders, chewed paper, some sweet tooth shrew got a back of mini chocolate bars. did I mention poo? uH , ya.
full 5 gallon shop vac.
so keep singing Chris, keep cringing bark, it's a shrewvolution.
Talk, Talk, talkin bout a SHREW vo lution.....cue drums...
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Dang, don't encourage them Sis.
Poop on my pillows
Poop on the floor
Chris singing disco
Can't take it no more
Poop on my pillows
Poop on the floor
Chris singing disco
Can't take it no more
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For we are not done
Sam and his pals are cause for such fun!!
Poop on your pillow is a gift don't ya know
A shrew has few ways, his affection to show
Sam is your buddy, a fact that you miss
So pick him up nicely and give him a kiss!
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That's the way
uh huh uh huh
shrews like it
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uh huh uh huh
shrews like it
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Oh, the shark, babe, has such teeth, dear
And it shows them pearly white
Just his poo has old Sam Shrew babe,
And he leaves it, leaves it out at night
You know when that shark bites with his teeth, babe
Scarlet billows start to spread
Pools of pee though leave Sam the Shrew babe
So there's never, never a clean bed
On a tabletop, blue Sunday mornin'
Lies a puddle just oozin' pee
Some, someone's sneakin' 'round a corner
could that someone be Old Sam the Shrew?
There's a dinner plate down by the sink don't you know?
Where a poop bag, just a'drooppin' on down
Oh, that poop is just its there for the smell dear
Five'll get you ten Old Sammy's back in town
LOOK OUT OL' SAMMYS BACK!!!
And it shows them pearly white
Just his poo has old Sam Shrew babe,
And he leaves it, leaves it out at night
You know when that shark bites with his teeth, babe
Scarlet billows start to spread
Pools of pee though leave Sam the Shrew babe
So there's never, never a clean bed
On a tabletop, blue Sunday mornin'
Lies a puddle just oozin' pee
Some, someone's sneakin' 'round a corner
could that someone be Old Sam the Shrew?
There's a dinner plate down by the sink don't you know?
Where a poop bag, just a'drooppin' on down
Oh, that poop is just its there for the smell dear
Five'll get you ten Old Sammy's back in town
LOOK OUT OL' SAMMYS BACK!!!
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Gaaaak---For crying out loud!!!!
Now you even have cougar belting out KC Disco music.
Went to a party the other night
All the ladies were treating me right
Moving my feet to the disco beat
How in the world could I keep my seat
All of a sudden I began to change
I was on the dance floor acting strange
Shaking my tail I began to move
Look at me..
I'm the disco shrew
Yeah, I stole it from Disco Duck so sue me.
Now you even have cougar belting out KC Disco music.
Went to a party the other night
All the ladies were treating me right
Moving my feet to the disco beat
How in the world could I keep my seat
All of a sudden I began to change
I was on the dance floor acting strange
Shaking my tail I began to move
Look at me..
I'm the disco shrew
Yeah, I stole it from Disco Duck so sue me.