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Old 06-27-2014, 08:22 AM
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Bark would like this thread to die
So TRad gave it one good try,
But the shrew still scurrys around the place
Leaving poo to sadden Batks face.

So long as Sam is free to roam
Peeing all around Barks home
Thus thread will constantly remain
A reminder if Barks rodent pain

The only way this thread will go,
Is when admin gives it the heave-hoI
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Old 06-27-2014, 09:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Chrisreyn
Bark would like this thread to die
So TRad gave it one good try,
But the shrew still scurrys around the place
Leaving poo to sadden Batks face.

So long as Sam is free to roam
Peeing all around Barks home
Thus thread will constantly remain
A reminder if Barks rodent pain

The only way this thread will go,
Is when admin gives it the heave-hoI
I gotta say, you do have a way with poetry..............
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Old 06-28-2014, 01:57 AM
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We have some truly talented people in DTR.
Can't think of who any of them are at the moment though.
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Old 06-28-2014, 05:49 PM
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We have some truly talented people in DTR.
Can't think of who any of them are at the moment though.
Hey, go buy some matches.
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Old 07-15-2014, 09:10 PM
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Shrews!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 07-15-2014, 10:13 PM
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Had to show my wife the back of your head again. She says I need something like that on my forehead.
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Old 07-17-2014, 10:45 PM
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Had to show my wife the back of your head again. She says I need something like that on my forehead.
Dang Bark, you are getting old. That's the back of Blake's head, remember??????? I hope you get your head confused with the neighbors. Something tells me neither your wife or your neighbors are going to believe you just got confused about where to take a leak, at 3 in the morning.
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Old 07-17-2014, 11:29 PM
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Its a shrew that's typing under Barks name. Small lil brain and all. Splains why its so mixed up.

There, I bailed ewe out Bark.

Shrew was a close call.
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Old 07-18-2014, 07:12 PM
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Thanks Scotty.

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Dang Bark, you are getting old. That's the back of Blake's head, remember???????
That's like the second or fourth time I have done that.
Sometimes its hard to remember how many DTR members have gotten dropped on their heads.
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Originally Posted by Bark
Thanks Scotty.

That's like the second or fourth time I have done that.
Sometimes its hard to remember how many DTR members have gotten dropped on their heads.
Wow, just saw the Chuck Norris of verbal battle take out the whole crew with one sentence.
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Originally Posted by Scotty
Its a shrew that's typing under Barks name. Small lil brain and all. Splains why its so mixed up.

There, I bailed ewe out Bark.

Shrew was a close call.
Are you trying to say he was hacked? I can't believe that. If you said he had been taken to the mother ship, had his orifices probed and returned with an artificial intelligence controlling his mind........ That'll never work, some of those words just don't go together. He was hacked.

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Thanks Scotty.

That's like the second or fourth time I have done that.
Sometimes its hard to remember how many DTR members have gotten dropped on their heads.
All of us, Blake just has more tally marks.
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How many shrews does it take to make a toupee?
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Old 07-21-2014, 12:24 PM
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How many shrews does it take to make a toupee?
Two, but they have to be consenting adults......
More than two and it's a ménage-et-shrew
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Originally Posted by cougar
How many shrews does it take to make a toupee?
Depends on the size of the melon you are trying to cover....If we are talking about Scotty's head then it likely takes ALL of them
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Old 07-22-2014, 08:32 AM
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I heard Bark let out another sigh,
Oh how he prays this thread will die
New posts fill his heart with dread
While dancing shrews run through his head.
Sam cavorts in Barks nightmares
He cackles and plays on Barks worst fears.
He leaves Bark gifts of rodent poo
Yelling "howdy pard!, it's you-know-who"
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