Logically, a piece is only a part of a whole. Usually what is left over. Meaning what no one wants, AKA bad. There fore, if any one offers you a piece of advice, it's bad so don't take it.

 

Another piece of advice...
Don't eat yellow snow.

 

Wait a minute? That would make it good advice

 

Yellow snow..... it allways makes me wonder, perhaps somebody spilled applejuice... or whisky........how´s a guy to find out???

Slev

 

Have a little brother or sister test it out first...

 

If Scotty rolls in it, you'll know.

 

wyododge, I knew that one, I am a littlebrother for crying out loud....

Slev

 

FWIW...

I am too.

 

Me too.

 

Another good piece of advice: Don't wash your hair with gas.

 

Two bits of advice from a wise old man that I know.

Never pee into the wind, and never EVER mess with a fat man's food.

 

always have a standard line ready for a woman's question of "how does this ___ make me look?"

kind of like bodyarmour for a walk through the mine field...


practice faking that interested look in a mirror..

 

Don't wizz on an electric fence.

Never tried this and mythbusters hasn't looked into it as far as I know. I'd be a good one for Adam to try because he's so animated.

 

I don't care what Mythbusters says, when I was young and stupid (as opposed to old and stupid) I did pee on a cow fence by accident. I can guarantee I only did it once and i moved before the second jolt. My father nearly needed an ambulance due to lack of oxygen, he was laughing so hard....
Come to think of it, he was the same guy who pulled the starter rope on our old 1960's 10hp Evinrude outboard while I was standing waist deep in the lake holding the bare spark plug wire in my hand. I can guarantee I was very well grounded.

 

Tallguy Is that what people mean when they say you should always keep both feet on the "ground"

Slev