So I go into a local garage that makes custom exausts yesterday and when I walk into the bay there are 6 or so people standing around this really tall guy with a notebook, he looks at me and says "What cin I do for ya?"

I say " I'm told you might be able to make an exaust for me, I want to do 5" duel stacks on my truck".

He pauses for a second as everyone looks at me and says "HUH.........that's funny................Ya don't look like a redneck"

The crowd goes wild..........

I say "Well I'm told you can help me with that Problem"

 

it aint all bad bein that way

 

That quick response should have took him down a notch or two!

 

LOL

 

I think that if there weren't a little redneck in all of us, we'd be driving something other than our mighty Cummins. Absolutely nothing wrong with that, as far as I'm concerned.

 

come back should have been " No I am not, but I was told you where, that's why they sent me to you, BUBBA" , now can you take the chicken bone out ya mouth and install my stacks , but the bad thing about Maine is, they eat beans for breakfast and ask for iced tea in the winter, it's OUT OF SEASON , so little lady, just bring me a eages, hash browns, toast, bains, and a glass of ice and a glass of hot tea, the people like to had a stroke when I poured that hot tea in the glass of ice for breakfast , and better yet, those people ride snow mobiles in the dead of night with 10 feet of snow on the ground in below zero temps . I did fell like an idiot when I was woke up at around midnight by what I thought was a dirt bike and called the front desk to ask "what dang fool was outside riding a motor cicle at this time of night" Uh sir, that is some of our guest coming in from a ride on their snow mobiles. God I thank you for the south and it's warm weather, Iced Tea, and dirt bikes

 

LOL .......What me a redneck??? Just cus of the truck?

 

When I eventually get stacks, I am wondering how I would look getting out of my truck while wearing my tuxedo. (I am a wedidng DJ on the weekends) (I already get looks from other Dj''s that are loading up their mini van)

 

ahhhh...the minivan....% redneck varies from day to day. Just depends on what side of the barn I wake up in . Only kidding....Redneck is good. Country is better.

 

Luv this post!!! The wife has to have her Ice tea for breakfast and she has to mix it herself when we're west of Nashville or north of Harrisonburg.

 

Babum bum, babum bum... It's alright to be a redneck, It's all right to work hard in the sun all day, drink a couple beers after balin' hay, babum bum, babum bum

Maybe we shouls change those lyrics to "It's alright to run stocks on yer Cummins Dodge, straight pipe-it if the wife will allow, babum bum, babum bum"
Alan Jackson Rules

 

Jeff Foxworthy says that the deffinition of "redneck" is: a glorious lack of sophistication. I'm good with that.

 

To paraphrase the illustrious "Larry the Cable Guy", your response to his redneck comment should have been "Redneck???? **** straight!!!!!!!! NOW GIT ER DONE!!!!!!!!!"