I dont know about that. After ours were totally gone we suddenly seemed to have a lot more money. Also I figure if you can register a dog to vote you should be able to claim it as a deduction. PS: Great news on the kid!!!

Hope it was clear for ya last evening. The N lights were terrific last night.

Dang it!! You gotta make things clear for madhat. You can't just wear chaps. You also have to wear pants under them or you will look like one of the village people.

Thats really not the worst thing you can call a guy.

Sure, just since Stan isn't around, you now feel the need to stir the pot.

 

That what you get for getting coffee from a butthole!!! Hope there wasn't any corn in it.



Evening DTR.


I just stepped in a pile of pink and purple merkins! Who left them on the floor again? I found the Seal wearing one as a hat too.

 

Just got this email from Cincy and felt for everyone's safety, I should pass it along;

Scott,

I don't usually forward emails unless they're really important, but . . . . If someone comes to your front door and asks you to remove all your clothes and dance in your front yard with your arms in the air, DO NOT do this!! It is a scam, they just want to see you naked. Please pass this on to everyone you know. I wish I had received this yesterday, I feel so stupid now . . .

Eric

So just keep this in mind if your doorbell rings or there's a knock at your door!

 

Boy, slow in here tonight...


Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger,badger, badger, badger, badger, Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger,badger, badger, badger, badger, Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger,badger, badger, badger, badger, Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger,badger, badger, badger, badger...

 

Evenin' All!

35* and friday night for me......!

I'll start a pot of coffee.... Put a bit of your favorite lubricity additive in it and it should slide down with out much of a fight.

 

............

 

Yeah, scott don't do that if some one asks you to, you don't wanna end up like cincy!


G'night DTR

 

Wow! Smells like something died in here--and it’s not me!! I think all the naked dancing around may have kept people out of here. Have no fear. He is over in the corner with the dragon the sheep and what may be a slightly dried out seal. I would take a picture but the flash might set off the fumes. The janitor is not going to be happy with this place in the morning but at least this time it wasn’t my fault.

 

Doesn't bother me in the least... JOB SECURITY!





Morning.

It is Thursday, April 7th.

On this day in 1712 - A slave revolt broke out in New York City.

1798 - The territory of Mississippi was organized.

1862 - Union General Ulysses S. Grant defeated Confederates at the Battle of Shiloh, TN.

1930 - The first steel columns were set for the Empire State Building.

1933 - Prohibition ended in the United States.

1940 - Booker T. Washington became the first black to be pictured on a U.S. postage stamp.

1943 - British and American armies linked up between Wadi Akarit and El Guettar in North Africa to form a solid line against the German army.

1945 - The Japanese battleship Yamato, the world’s largest battleship, was sunk during the battle for Okinawa. The fleet was headed for a suicide mission.

1953 - IBM unveiled the IBM 701 Electronic Data Processing Machine. It was IBM's first commercially available scientific computer.

1966 - The U.S. recovered a hydrogen bomb it had lost off the coast of Spain.

1971 - U.S. President Nixon pledged to withdraw 100,000 more men from Vietnam by December.

1998 - Mary Bono, the widow of Sonny Bono, won a special election to serve out the remainder of her husband's congressional term.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:
Why is there only ONE Monopolies Commission?

C0ffee is ready. B0b, take n0te of h0w it's d0ne s0 y0u t00 can make it c0rrectly! Ph00 is ready t00.

 

WRONG - - we would have to call the undertaker - - - or else feed him to the seal.....

Hey Scott, thanks for the coffee - - well, the ph00 anyhow. And by the way, it was only that wimp MH that could not handle the coffee - - everyone else loved it. See - - I hear it - - don't you - - - CHEER - - CHEER - - CHEER. There, see - - nanananana. .......

Just got back from the vampire - - another blood test to see what this new crud is doing to my poor bod - - tired of this stuff. Oh well, off to the beach for breakfast with a bunch of my friends - - I will think about you "BOARD" people who are all snowed in - - - NOT.

Bob

 

Greetings from up here eh!

Is that bird still perched on the breakroom somewhere? It sure looks ominous.

Speaking of naked. A friend of mine came over from Finland to train with us in strongman. I have never seen anyone eat like he did. We ordered up an XL loaded pizza and when he and his wife and myself finished it he says; "Scotty, that was a very good food, could we order another one?" Then I noticed that the 40 oz bottle of Canadian Club I bought for him and his wife to try was almost empty. After the second pizza was ingested by him only, his wife tells him that it is raining outside.
Next thing I know he is taking off all his clothes and goes out onto my front lawn and starts dancing....and singing.

When he came back in he tells me that he has always wanted to dance naked in the rain in Canada.

Then he tells me that we must eat again. His wife used my broiler pan to make the largest blueberry pie I have ever seen come out of that oven.
HE ate most of that and most of a one gallon pail of vanilla ice cream.

About 6 hrs later he was eating his three cups of oatmeal with 12 egg whites.

Speaking of egg whites, the eggs from that bird on the roof are huge...I dropped 17 of them into the phoo00 P0t for all of ewe. At least I think they were eggs. Why is there arcing electricity in the pH0o PoT?

Enjoy the day.

 

Man if you only knew how many times girls show up at my house ringing my doorbell. The wifey is starting to get really irritated with all this shenanigans!!

 

Na, I just got the chance to be first since he isn't here.

Not to worry, I turned away 3 last night.

And the neighbor's are getting used to it..............................somehow.

Morning.

 

funny that all the subsequent phone calls were questions on how she got pregnant, eric....

just kidding, but well, chaikwa can't keep a secret.....

got three tractor repairs backed up from medical stuff, now missing weld tip.
30 foot steel panels that are out next to the road, have to be hand loaded on a small trailer with cribbing, hope that goes well.

sounds like I had better get to it while the dry weather peeks in.

Canuckscotty- could be worse, you could have DTR folks up there......

Fiver- heheh , yup undertaker, but didn't know Cougar's age. thought i'd get his hopes up.....do dit dooooo

hope you all have a great day.

 

oh sugar! I just saw my registered user name!!!!

crap. is that on again or the new vacation attack thingy? been in contact with the producer, he can't believe my crazy life. had to send him more pics. guess it is true, it didn't happen unless there are pictures. luckily the contract only covers the camel racing....

t rad must be lurking.....I forgot to say good Morning sunshine!
( hey- if ya wanted the chocolate cop badge, send me your address- let's not get testy and say- change a DTR title.)