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Old Dec 22, 2011 | 07:07 AM
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Oh deer, apparently Bark doesn't know how to pass the buck.
Or a free meal.
Old Dec 22, 2011 | 07:18 AM
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Okay, I got it! And it was a she.
So what's the answer? Jeeesh!
Old Dec 22, 2011 | 07:44 AM
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Originally Posted by chaikwa
So what's the answer? Jeeesh!
The third ingredient in a martini.
Old Dec 22, 2011 | 08:13 AM
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Old Dec 22, 2011 | 09:03 AM
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Sup Shorts?
Old Dec 22, 2011 | 09:10 AM
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Chaikwa - wasn't the 10th reindeer named 'Olive', as in 'Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names'......
Old Dec 22, 2011 | 09:27 AM
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Been doing a little Googling? (Me too)
Old Dec 22, 2011 | 09:50 AM
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MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL THE DTR ROTATIONS


CAFFEE ALL AROUND AND PHO FOR BOB

CLAUDE
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Old Dec 22, 2011 | 09:51 AM
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I didn't need to Google that one - I have nieces and a nephew between 4 and 7 yrs old. That is their kind of humor. Hmm, doesn't say much good about us does it.....
Old Dec 22, 2011 | 10:02 AM
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I'm so board I wrote a song.

Santa got run over by a reindeer
doing his preflight Christmas eve
the TSB called it human error
he forgot to put the brakes on we believe.

later
Old Dec 22, 2011 | 10:04 AM
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but pretty good for a generation that figured it out; heck, 35 years after the song?! pretty smart young folks now adays....

Hey T raddy, miss you, hope your household can survive the 'virus'....
new rules or a big ol' lock for Christmas? miss my desktop.....sniff

all angels sent out for those travelling, devils for ones staying home...muh hahha

got son a digital picture frame, loaded that thing with about 700 specially selected pictures and videos.....glad I am done, let's say..

Bark, stop vacuuming up your 'guests' eheheh
Old Dec 22, 2011 | 10:05 AM
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Originally Posted by cougar
I'm so board I wrote a song.

Santa got run over by a reindeer
doing his preflight Christmas eve
the TSB called it human error
he forgot to put the brakes on we believe.

later
you missed your calling.....
Old Dec 22, 2011 | 10:10 AM
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Originally Posted by chaikwa
So what stops the bit from eventually twisting itself off and breaking? In my limited experience with metals, you can only twist something back and forth just so many times before it breaks. If you stop the bit, which I imagine you have to do to add another section, doesn't it UNtwist until all the reactive torque is released? Then when you start it again, it twists up again. All I can picture is a twisted off driveshaft!
Well, yes and no. The drill pipe is produced to very specific tolerances and designs. It is regularly tested and certified. You do not want a drill string to break off right above the production zone, especially if there is pressure n the zone. It will come up the inside of the pipe at you, which limits your well control options significantly.

Anyway, they do twist off though, but you generally have to get the bit stuck and make a series of errors before that happens. And yes, most of the reactive torque does 'come' out. There is still torque in the string, but only that which the friction of the hole will hold. When you start rotating again, the string torques up, as when lining up the bit to slide you add wraps of pipe to hold the bit where you want to (one of many forces at play that you manipulate to steer the bit). Before you slide, you have to work the pipe up and down to get it all out so you know you are starting at 0 wraps.

Here is the hard part, at 12000 feet, the reactive torque you put in the drill string at surface only goes down about 500'. You have to work it down the string by raising and lowering, if you get to much, and it unwinds - you can back out of a tool joint somewhere in the middle. No fun...
Old Dec 22, 2011 | 10:16 AM
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Sup Shorts?
Not much. Tinkering around the house, moving furniture and getting ideas for how I want it setup for company on Christmas Eve. You know the first thing I had to get organized? The bar.
Old Dec 22, 2011 | 11:18 AM
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Chaikwa - wasn't the 10th reindeer named 'Olive', as in 'Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names'......
You got it!

Originally Posted by old dog
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL THE DTR ROTATIONS
Hey Claude! Good to see ya 'round!

Originally Posted by wyododge
Well, yes and no. The drill pipe is produced to very specific tolerances and designs. It is regularly tested and certified. You do not want a drill string to break off right above the production zone, especially if there is pressure n the zone. It will come up the inside of the pipe at you, which limits your well control options significantly.

Anyway, they do twist off though, but you generally have to get the bit stuck and make a series of errors before that happens. And yes, most of the reactive torque does 'come' out. There is still torque in the string, but only that which the friction of the hole will hold. When you start rotating again, the string torques up, as when lining up the bit to slide you add wraps of pipe to hold the bit where you want to (one of many forces at play that you manipulate to steer the bit). Before you slide, you have to work the pipe up and down to get it all out so you know you are starting at 0 wraps.

Here is the hard part, at 12000 feet, the reactive torque you put in the drill string at surface only goes down about 500'. You have to work it down the string by raising and lowering, if you get to much, and it unwinds - you can back out of a tool joint somewhere in the middle. No fun...
I wonder who it was that figured all that out? Fascinating stuff! That bit must make a heck of a noise if it breaks. And there's no way of retrieving it either, is there? Thanks for the explanation Wyo!



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