The Official DTR Breakroom. Don’t accept anything less!
06-05-2011, 12:25 AM
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The Official DTR Breakroom. Don’t accept anything less!
Somebody else probably should have opened this breakroom because I am in a nostalgic mood and will start this week on an introspective note by remembering:
It is far better to have lost in love, than never to have loved a sheep at all.
I hope this brief discourse will help you get your priorities straight during your upcoming week.
The coffee is still good from last week so I didnt make any new stuff yet. The donuts are going to be airdropped via a Marine Corp Hornet so keep your helmets on until they arrive.
In fact we should probably keep the rest of our clothing on (at least until the janitor gets here).
The critters still haven't come back from their nightime activities but one of them has begun collecting parts of lawyers (probably should put an end to that, sometime).
I had not seen that particular picture before. Its great (sorry for all your pain, suffering, concussion etc) but
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It is far better to have lost in love, than never to have loved a sheep at all.
I hope this brief discourse will help you get your priorities straight during your upcoming week.
The coffee is still good from last week so I didnt make any new stuff yet. The donuts are going to be airdropped via a Marine Corp Hornet so keep your helmets on until they arrive.
In fact we should probably keep the rest of our clothing on (at least until the janitor gets here).
The critters still haven't come back from their nightime activities but one of them has begun collecting parts of lawyers (probably should put an end to that, sometime).
I had not seen that particular picture before. Its great (sorry for all your pain, suffering, concussion etc) but
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06-05-2011, 02:31 AM
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Snort!! Guys, dont make me laugh or we will spook them. Dont know why we manage to keep the other critters around the breakroom but the sheep are always pretty skittish.
Well its past my bedtime. Time to count some---uh cant count sheep, they always keep me awake. I think I will count frogs. If I still cant sleep counting frogs I may need counselling.
Well its past my bedtime. Time to count some---uh cant count sheep, they always keep me awake. I think I will count frogs. If I still cant sleep counting frogs I may need counselling.
06-05-2011, 06:03 AM
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It's my pot and I'll stir it if I want to. If you're not careful, I'll stir your's as well!
Good morning everybody from a very dry Paradise. Beautiful weather, but bone dry.
Man, as has been noted by others in the past, some of ewe are definitely strange - veeeerrrry strange. Not exactly sheepish with some of your veiled antics, but more bullish than anything. Just in case anything rubs off on to me, I think I will stay out of the break room for now. Starting to wonder, on your first day at school, did your parents drop you off at the wrong nursery and you found yourself surrounded by trees and bushes?
For those of you that are experiencing such hot weather, are the birds using potholders to pull the worms out of the ground? Are the farmers feeding their chickens crushed ice to prevent them from laying hard boiled eggs? Are the cows giving evaporated milk?
Leaving this strange place for now and wondering off to see if I can find a decent cup of coffee somewhere.
Man, as has been noted by others in the past, some of ewe are definitely strange - veeeerrrry strange. Not exactly sheepish with some of your veiled antics, but more bullish than anything. Just in case anything rubs off on to me, I think I will stay out of the break room for now. Starting to wonder, on your first day at school, did your parents drop you off at the wrong nursery and you found yourself surrounded by trees and bushes?
For those of you that are experiencing such hot weather, are the birds using potholders to pull the worms out of the ground? Are the farmers feeding their chickens crushed ice to prevent them from laying hard boiled eggs? Are the cows giving evaporated milk?
Leaving this strange place for now and wondering off to see if I can find a decent cup of coffee somewhere.
06-05-2011, 07:33 AM
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Top's Younger Twin
Here Stan... 
... 
Its my first try at woolen Philtered Ph00oo for You and U and Ewe.
It kind of has a taste of rubber and velcro as I tossed everything that was stuck to the sheep into the Pot. There is a cell phone ringing in the woolen Philter.
Now onto other sheep news.
Yesterday we had snow flakes and rain. High was 54F. Today its sunny and we are headed to the mid 80's. Our weather bounces around almost as much as Scott stuck to a sheep.
Should see some thunderstorms later today. Just what we need, more rain. Kind of like having more sheep...
Where is ShpeedoBobbyFiver?
Whats that in the corner of the room smoking a cigarette?
Enjoy the day eh.
One more regular day at work. Then its five days of training, followed up by two more regular days at work.
... Its my first try at woolen Philtered Ph00oo for You and U and Ewe.It kind of has a taste of rubber and velcro as I tossed everything that was stuck to the sheep into the Pot. There is a cell phone ringing in the woolen Philter.
Now onto other sheep news.
Yesterday we had snow flakes and rain. High was 54F. Today its sunny and we are headed to the mid 80's. Our weather bounces around almost as much as Scott stuck to a sheep.
Should see some thunderstorms later today. Just what we need, more rain. Kind of like having more sheep...
Where is ShpeedoBobbyFiver?
Whats that in the corner of the room smoking a cigarette?
Enjoy the day eh.
One more regular day at work.
Then its five days of training, followed up by two more regular days at work.
06-05-2011, 07:41 AM
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Administrator / Scooter Bum
G'Day Campers. 
Neighbor just got a new fridge just 'cuz she was tired of an almond colored one and wanted a new snazzy Stainless Steel one.
BONUS......now I have another beer fridge in the garage.
(Old one died two years ago
too cheap to buy another one)
Got a little rain last night (figures, I washed the truck yesterday
)
Now to clean the house and do laundry so's I can go back to work on Monday
Hope y'all are enjoying the rest of your weekend.
Neighbor just got a new fridge just 'cuz she was tired of an almond colored one and wanted a new snazzy Stainless Steel one.
BONUS......now I have another beer fridge in the garage.
(Old one died two years ago
too cheap to buy another one)Got a little rain last night (figures, I washed the truck yesterday
)Now to clean the house and do laundry so's I can go back to work on Monday
Hope y'all are enjoying the rest of your weekend.
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06-05-2011, 08:29 AM
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He's in Aruba. Don't you read any posts that don't contain sheep related material?
Morning.
It's Sunday, June 5th.
On this day in 1637 - American settlers in New England massacred a Pequot Indian village. There's something to be proud of in our heritage.
1752 - Benjamin Franklin flew a kite for the first time to demonstrate that lightning was a form of electricity.
1851 - Harriet Beecher Stow published the first installment of "Uncle Tom's Cabin" in "The National Era."
1884 - U.S. Civil War General William T. Sherman refused the Republican presidential nomination, saying, "I will not accept if nominated and will not serve if elected."
1917 - American men began registering for the World War I draft.
1924 - Ernst F. W. Alexanderson transmitted the first facsimile message across the Atlantic Ocean.
1933 - President Roosevelt signed the bill that took the U.S. off of the gold standard.
1940 - During World War II, the Battle of France began when Germany began an offensive in Southern France.
1942 - In France, Pierre Laval congratulated French volunteers that were fighting in the U.S.S.R. with Germans.
1944 - The first B-29 bombing raid hit the Japanese rail line in Bangkok, Thailand.
1968 - U.S. Senator Robert F. Kennedy was mortally shot in Los Angeles by Sirhan Sirhan. Kennedy died early the next morning.
1981 - In the U.S., the Center for Disease Control and Prevention reported that five men in Los Angeles were suffering from a rare pneumonia found in patients with weakened immune systems. They were the first recognized cases of what came to be known as AIDS.
2004 - The U.S.S. Jimmy Carter was christened in the U.S. Navy in Groton, CT.
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:
Man is now able to soar into outer space and reach up to the moon; but he is not moral enough to live at peace with his neighbor!
Morning.
It's Sunday, June 5th.
On this day in 1637 - American settlers in New England massacred a Pequot Indian village. There's something to be proud of in our heritage.
1752 - Benjamin Franklin flew a kite for the first time to demonstrate that lightning was a form of electricity.
1851 - Harriet Beecher Stow published the first installment of "Uncle Tom's Cabin" in "The National Era."
1884 - U.S. Civil War General William T. Sherman refused the Republican presidential nomination, saying, "I will not accept if nominated and will not serve if elected."
1917 - American men began registering for the World War I draft.
1924 - Ernst F. W. Alexanderson transmitted the first facsimile message across the Atlantic Ocean.
1933 - President Roosevelt signed the bill that took the U.S. off of the gold standard.
1940 - During World War II, the Battle of France began when Germany began an offensive in Southern France.
1942 - In France, Pierre Laval congratulated French volunteers that were fighting in the U.S.S.R. with Germans.
1944 - The first B-29 bombing raid hit the Japanese rail line in Bangkok, Thailand.
1968 - U.S. Senator Robert F. Kennedy was mortally shot in Los Angeles by Sirhan Sirhan. Kennedy died early the next morning.
1981 - In the U.S., the Center for Disease Control and Prevention reported that five men in Los Angeles were suffering from a rare pneumonia found in patients with weakened immune systems. They were the first recognized cases of what came to be known as AIDS.
2004 - The U.S.S. Jimmy Carter was christened in the U.S. Navy in Groton, CT.
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:
Man is now able to soar into outer space and reach up to the moon; but he is not moral enough to live at peace with his neighbor!
06-05-2011, 11:36 AM
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Afternoon. Scott, I got some pics yesterday that will give you fire guys a scare. I'll get them on here a little later.