Not mine. I snarfed it from the Dodge newsgroup. :<br><br>Each year the Washington Post invites readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are the 2001 winners.<br><br>Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.<br>Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.<br>Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for<br>the purpose of getting laid.<br>Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.<br>Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic<br>and the person who doesn't get it.<br>Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you<br>are running late.<br>Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.<br>Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one<br>got extra credit)<br>Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really,<br>like, bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and<br>it's like, a serious bummer.<br>Glibido: All talk and no action.<br>Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to<br>seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.<br>And the pick of the literature:<br>Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an (rear orifice).<br>

 

 

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Those are good<br>[quote author=Stamey link=board=10;threadid=9602;start=0#91756 date=1042519108]<br>Not mine. I snarfed it from the Dodge newsgroup. :<br><br>Each year the Washington Post invites readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are the 2001 winners.<br><br>Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.<br>Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.<br>Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for<br>the purpose of getting laid.<br>Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.<br>Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic<br>and the person who doesn't get it.<br>Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you<br>are running late.<br>Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.<br>Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one<br>got extra credit)<br>Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really,<br>like, bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and<br>it's like, a serious bummer.<br>Glibido: All talk and no action.<br>Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to<br>seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.<br>And the pick of the literature:<br>Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an (rear orifice).<br><br>[/quote]