Last Year I shot one of the best bucks of my life (nice 12 point, large symetrical rack). Anyways, my hunting buddy took the buck home to process the meat. To make a long story short, he told me that his dog had chewed the heck out of my 12 point rack. He told me this on the way to my in-laws for Thanksgiving Day dinner. Needless to say, it ruined my day!!! He let me stew for 2 days before he called and let me know that it was a joke!!! My Dad was in on this also.

Well, hunting season is coming up, and it is payback time >
Need a few ideas from you evil minded people for some revenge .
Of course it needs to be harmless, but effective. He knows I'll be getting him back (and he is a little worried), he just does not know how.

A few things I already plan on doing are: He is really **** about his 2002 ram, so #1) a few stick on bullet holes to his truck during the first day of opening fireaarm deer season, but this is to nice of a thing to do, but once this is done I'm hoping he will let his gaurd down. So a few zip ties to the drive shaft and a squirt of tranny fluid to the nose cone area of the tranny will be #2 deed (he probably won't notice the zip ties once he sees the wet dripping tranny). I'll let him take that one to the shop!!!

Need a few more ideas! Needs to be harmless, but effective. His truck wil be easily accessable while he is in the woods hunting, but does not have to be limited to the truck.

Thanks guys and think evil for this one!!! Kevin ;D

 

Take the oil filter and dump used oil all over the side of the ngine and filter. Make sure you leave a puddle on the ground so he will see it. it will make him get his hands all dirty trying to tighten a filter that he "thinks" is loose 8)
DM01

 

He should be expecting something so let him sweat and get him closer towards Christmas.

Send him a Christmas card that looks like its signed by a young child.

It should read..."I miss you daddy where are you?"

We did this to a buddy that was the prankster of pranksters.

His fiance saw the card and well it was a bit tense for a day or so until he called us up yelling.

Or, dump a bag of sugar around his filler and on the ground, even leave the sugar bag under the wiper.

Have someone call from a doctors office and leave a msg his test came back and they need to be discussed asap.

I have others but I do not want too many folks getting into too much trouble. ;D

 

We pulled this one on a buddy once while hunting.. Take a watermelon, cut it in half, jack up drive axle and strategically place under tires and let down truck back down (4wd requires 2 watermelons). Relieve him of his jack and then go away for a while... He will still be there when ya get back...I PROMISE!!!!!!!

 

Someone tried that on me once....didn't work. Decent tires will eat through that watermelon like it's not there...or at least mine did.

 

If it were me, I would find another way to do it. Messing with somebody's truck can get you in trouble, even if it is meant as good natured fun.

Get one of those little red mesh Christmas stocking's that the cheap toys and goodies are sold in. Fill it full of deer doo doo, and mail it to your buddy with a card stating....

"Greetings from Rudolph!" ;D

 

Put a thong in the glovebox of his wifes car or in the couch at home.

 

Remove side cap from scope about 30 clicks to left or right that should about do it replace cap.

 

[quote author=MWomack link=board=10;threadid=21782;start=0#msg204035 date=1067620771]
Remove side cap from scope about 30 clicks to left or right that should about do it replace cap.
[/quote]

 

[quote author=MWomack link=board=10;threadid=21782;start=0#msg204035 date=1067620771]
Remove side cap from scope about 30 clicks to left or right that should about do it replace cap.
[/quote]
That is evil ..........I like it 8)
DM01

 

the more I think about it, the funnier it is ...I can see him missing deer then to range he goes to sight it in and misses the entire target. Off so far he does not know where it is shooting.....

 

I think we have a winner! ;D

 

Give him a present of a box of cartridges. Except empty the gunpowder out of them first. Compensate for the weight with sand or something similar.

 

So Far, looking good!, I like the scope idea, problem is he can't hit anything with it sighted dead on!!! I like the bullet thing as well, as I am into reloading, this would be easy, a nice set of nosler partitions with nothing in them. The only concern with that is the primers. He would see spent primers, so I suppose I could soak some in oil to render them as duds. The only concern I have is if a primer were to go off, would it short shoot the bullet (leave the bullet in the barrel). That would be bad!!!

I already wrote in his day planner (he has yet to see it) for Jan 22 of 2004 "today is the day I tell my wife I am xxx(something to the effect of his sexual preference).
I know his wife goes into his day planner from time to time.

I think he will take the zip ties well, I have known him all my life, he is like an uncle to me, so even if he gets ticked, he'll get over it. I also told the guys at the local shop about it, so they will be prepared when/if he comes in. They loved it.

The oil thing is good also, and I want to keep all the revenge stuff at "deer camp". We stay on the property in a few campers, so the campers are fair game also. I think I will do a few things over the course of a week just to keep him on his toes.

Keep em coming, I want to get em good!!! Thanks, Kevin

 

Sneak into his camper before he goes to bed and put clear saran wrap over the toilet but under the seat. It makes for quite a mess when peeing in the middle of the night. Spike his morning coffee or hot chocolate with your favorite laxative. Always makes things interesting when you are hunting far away from civilization.