Don't forget 6 oz wheel weights or hose clamp the drive shaft.If it has nonstock rims take the axle out.Did that once.

 

Try putting a large wire tie (36&quot around the driveshaft close to the transmission. Leave the end on it and as he gets going the end keeps slapping the floor. Oh, wait, uh, somebody said not the truck.............Sorry.
Tom
p.s. If you need a wire tie that long let me know. I have a bunch.

 

well you may not want to do this but for someone else this is what I did. Take the intercoller boot and loosen it a little bit so that it will hold until at least out of the drive way.

or just pull the fuse that goes to the power to the truck. there is one that when you pull it on my truck it shuts off the engine and it will not start : but thats only for the guys around me who I'm really close to. or really hate
DM01

 

A dusting of icing sugar inside the sleeping bag or on the sheets will work wonders. You sweat a little when you sleep and voila, you are glued to the fabric. Only way out (without extreme pain from hair removal ) is to shower it off.

Would work here, especially effective for newlyweds. ;D

 

There is a product you can get at a pharmacy that makes you pee blue. If you can sneak it into his food or drink it makes for a pretty humorous reaction. The name of the product escapes me but any pharmacist will know and if I think of it I will post.

 

Bromthymol Blue (sp) will do it ... I forget what the stuff was used for but we had it in my highschool science class. The science teacher was an instant hit in the teachers lounge after we got done with the coffee pot .

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