i found out my youth group is coming over tonight sometime to fork my yard. I wanna scare the mess out of them.

Give me some ideas....

nothing that will cause bodily harm fellas...

 

get the police to come (atleast 5 cars) while they are there

 

hahaha, that would be great, but I live to far out for that...

man that would be priceless.. dangggg

 

What does "Forking" my yard involve?

 

Get a latex glove, the kind the docs use. Draw some fingernails on it and then inflate it to look like a hand.

Bury it in a garden and make sure someone digs it up. Should create quite a stir and a laugh.

When I was in high school someone did this and laid it by the side of the road. It create a real ruckus and scared the pants off some folks.

 

Youth groups around these parts go "TeePeeing", but only in the warmer months.


phox

 

plastic forks are stuck in the ground all over the yard.


i suggest you bury some landmines. that'll learn 'em

EDIT: didnt read the "no bodily harm" part how about sprinklers?? you would have to stay up for it but set some up outside and when you hear/see them, do a little lefty loosey on the hydrant. or fork it yourself so all they can do is go home

 

Couple blasts from a shotgun over their heads would work. Or a train horn....