So this guy decided to take his date to a place where they could be alone.<br>After some small talk, the passion started to really heat up between them. <br>After some time, the guy asked his date if she wanted to get in the back seat?<br>The date immediately said &quot;No&quot;!<br><br>The passion intensifies more, the windows are fogged up and the guy asks his date once more: &quot;Do you want to go to the back seat?&quot;<br>To which the date once again replies: &quot;No!&quot;.<br><br>Things heat up more, the guy cant stand it anymore! He asks once more: &quot;Do you want to go to the back seat?&quot;<br>To which the date replies: &quot;No!&quot;.<br>The guy yells out: &quot;Why not!&quot;<br><br>Then the date replies: &quot;Why would I want to go to the back seat when your in the front seat?!&quot;<br><br>Doh!<br> <br>Rich

 

 

 

You may have already heard this poem but it's one of my favorites so here it is anyway:<br><br>She offered her honor<br>He honored her offer<br>And all night long<br>He was on her and off her<br><br>