This Middle aged man was going through his mid-life crisis so he <br>went out and bought him a new bright red Dodge 3500 CTD. So he decided to take his new Truck on a test drive down the interstate one day. <br>He got up to about 85 mph and all of a sudden he saw this highway <br>patrolman with his blue lights and siren blaring coming toward him. He <br>decided he and his new Dodge would outrun the officer. So the man sped up to 95 mph,and then to 105 mph, but the patrolman was still coming. <br> <br>The man finally came to his senses and said to himself, &quot;This is <br>crazy, I could go to jail for this,&quot; so he pulled over. The patrolman <br>came to the car and told the man, &quot;It has been a long day and I am tired. If you can give me an excuse no one else has ever given me I will let you go.&quot; <br><br>So the man told the officer, &quot;Last night my wife ran off with a <br>patrolman and when I seen you chasing me I thought you were trying to <br>bring her back.&quot; The officer looked at the man and said, &quot;Have a nice <br>day.&quot;<br> <br>

 

 

A oldie but goodie joke ;D ;D ;D