Martha get's 5 months jail, 5m house arr, 2yr prob. and $30,400

What will the topic of her next show be?


I say Tether Bracelet Scrunchies.

 

How to make cell curtins out of your spare orange jumpsuit.

 

Local news type around here this morning was laughing about Chintz (sp?) cell wall coverings.

Ed

 

I see on TV that Rosie O'donnell has her shorts in a bunch about how the Gov't. treated America's most successful woman businessperson...

Hey, you cheat, you get caught, you PAY!

 

$30,400? That's is? She's got that in her back pocket. It looks like marth might become somebody's "severe companion".

 

Don't get me started on R/O. I think the judge was negligent anyhow. She knew darned well this would get tied up in appeals and cost us a lot of money. She only charged her $30,000? With all the profits that were made from the deal? That was too low for even a bond, on a felony. She whined about all the people she helped and the poor way she was treated after the trial. Just who did she help? Usually people who sincerely help, don't brag or cry about it. Well.... Karen just stopped in and now I'm in a good mood. Guess I can stop here. Sorry to disappoint, I know you guys love my rants.

 

Martha's latest magazine special.

Stars Behind Bars
"How To Decorate Your Cell For The Price Of A Pack Of Marlboro Reds"

 

Geesh

I received more punishment than that, at 8 years of age when I burned down the neighbors chicken coop, roasting ants in the dry grass with a magnifying glass

Truthfully I thought I would still be paying for that even today!... forty some years later

Never quite looked at barbecued chicken the same way after that

Yeah Ole Martha better thank her lucky stars on that one!

 

Hee Hee Hee. You too? Good memories Lary. I did the same thing when I was 9 with a magnifying glass from a box of Cracker Jacks. (Except it wasn't a chicken coop) Nat
Can't you hear her now, "...and on our next show I'll show everyone how to clean that stainless steel bowl and give it a mintie fresh smell and how you too can make a privacy curtain from things thrown into the trash."