'MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD'

'Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?'

'Yes. What can I do for you?'

'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith.
He's hidin' Marijuana inside his firewood!
Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, But he's hidin' it there.'

'Thank you very much for the call, sir.'

The next day, twelve Sheriff's Deputies descend
On Virgil's house.

They search the shed where the firewood is kept.
Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood,
But find no marijuana.

They sneer at Virgil and leave.

Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.

'Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the
Sheriff come?'

'Yeah!'

'Did they chop your firewood?'

'Yep!'

'Happy Birthday, buddy!'

(Rednecks know how to git-R-dun).

(copied, author unknown.)

 

hahaha thats good

 

Thats funny right there!

 

Thats a good one.

 

I havnt heard that one in a long time! Great!

 

****, And I Just Got Done chopping Mine!!!! Oh well, theres always next year...

 

Hey Chaikwa, should've told the neighbors across the fence you had a bunch stashed under those oaks. Would've saved a lot of sweat.

 

I have seen that before, but still worth another read and laugh

 

yeah....thats a clever one.