AN old lady was returning her New mercedes to the dealer. The slaes manager asked her about her problem. She said, " I can't get the radio to work no matter what I try".

"Ma'am, this radio is voice operated. Just say, RADIO ON, and your song, ***** NELSON". The radio comes on and plays, On the road again. Salesman says, "RANDY TRAVIS". The music changes, then "RADIO OFF" and the radio goes off.

The old lady is thrilled, she gets in, starts the car, "RADIO ON, BEETHOVEN". The radio comes on and starts the classical music. She hapily pulls ou into traffic, but is cut off by a reckless driver.
"Miserable So and So's!" The radio changes to the French National Anthem as sung by the Dixie Chicks.


When Kerry gives a speech, anybody wonder if his arms are connected by a string, like the Bear in the Big Blue House?