The Goldman's
Harvey and Gladys Goldman are getting ready for bed. Gladys is standing
in front of her full-length mirror, taking a long, hard look at herself.

"You know, Harvey," she comments. "I stare into this mirror and I see
an ancient creature. My face is all wrinkled; my arms and legs are as
flabby as popped balloons, and... my butt looks like a sad, deflated version
of the "Hindenburg!"

She turns to face her husband and says, "Dear, please tell me just one
positive thing about my body so I can feel better about myself."

Harvey studies Gladys critically for a moment and then says in a soft,
thoughtful voice, well... there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."

...... Services for Harvey Goldman will be held Tuesday morning at 10:30
at Beth Israel Synagogue.

 

 

 

At least he didn't lie...
Chris

 

Now thats funny

 

OMG!!

he wil be 6 feet under before he knows it

LMAO!!

Tx