A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the <br>TV, and said to his wife, &quot;Quick, bring me a beer before it starts.&quot; <br>She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished <br>it, he said, &quot;Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start.&quot; <br>This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When it <br>was gone, he said, &quot;Quick, another beer before it starts.&quot; <br>&quot;That's it!&quot; She blows her top! &quot;You bastard! You waltz in here, flop <br>your fat *** down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and <br>wash and iron all day long?&quot; <br><br>The husband sighed. &quot;It's started!&quot;

 

 

Oh yes Home Sweet Home eh?