A man decided to set across the desert on a camel. After a couple of days the camel died and the man was left walking on his own. Surely a couple days after that, he had run out of water and was gonna die of thirst. While crawling across the desert floor, near death, he spots a handle sticking out of the sand. Sure enough he grabs out of the sand to find out that it was a breifcase. He looks around to see if this is a joke or something, but nothing came of it. So he opened the case and POOF!! a Genie appeared before him, but this was no ordinary Genie. This Genie had glasses on and his hair slicked back, he was wearing a suit with pens in his pocket and a label on the breast of his jacket that said 'IRS'. The Genie then spoke, "okay you know how this goes, you got 3 wishes." The man thought about it then said "no way, no way would I ask for something from the IRS, theres gotta be something behind it." the Genie said "fine then, seeing that you're gonna die in a few mins time, why don't ya just make 1 wish, and if you don't like it, then put me back in the case." The man said "alright then, I wish to be at the most awe inspiring Oasis, with plenty of water and food the could feed a man for a hundred years." , "Granted" . The man then found himself at the most awe inspiring waterhole he had ever dreamed of. The Genie ask " You happy?" , "yes! oh so very happy" as he ran to the water. "You want another wish?" , The man then thought for a bit about his second wish, " I want to be flithy rich beyond any man's wildest imagination, just stinking rich" "Granted" the Genie replied. The man was then surrounded by piles of gold coins, diamonds the size of his fist, gold statues, and tresure chest all over ther place. " This is good" sais the man. He is now the richest man in the world. "Do you want your final wish?" asked the Genie. This time the man thought long and hard about it and said "yes, i want to be wanted by women everywhere i go, women will feel the need to want me" as he finished with a smile. The Genie said granted, and turned the man into a tampon. Moral of the story, if you're asking for free stuff from the IRS, that there will be a string attached to it.

 

That stuff is awesome man!

Just curious how dirty the Moderators will let you go, cuz ive got some funny stuff!

Thanks,
Dom

 

We are family friendly here only!

 

Not very.
That one there is in the gray area


phox

 

OK, I guess i wont tell "SKUNK KILLED WITH AN AX"

Dom