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interesting analysis
I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan
for peace. So, here's one plan:
1) The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their
affairs, past & present. We will promise never to "interfere" again.
2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with
Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there.
We would station troops at our borders. No more sneaking through holes
in the fence.
3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder
will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or
where they are. France would welcome them.
4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90
day visits unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation
would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself,
don't hide here. Asylum would not ever be available to anyone. We
don't need any more cab drivers.
5) No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If
they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home, baby.
6) The US will make a strong effort to become self sufficient energy
wise. This will include developing non polluting sources of energy
but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness.
The caribou will have to cope for a while.
7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel
for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else.
8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we
will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds,
rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides, most of what we give
them gets "lost" or is taken by their army. The people who need it most
get very little, anyway.
9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an island some place. We don't need
the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, it would make a good
homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
9b) Use the buildings as replacement for the twin towers.
10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no
one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.
Now, isn't that a winner of a plan.
"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your
tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's
yelling,
''You want a piece of me?''
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Ed
for peace. So, here's one plan:
1) The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their
affairs, past & present. We will promise never to "interfere" again.
2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with
Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there.
We would station troops at our borders. No more sneaking through holes
in the fence.
3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder
will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or
where they are. France would welcome them.
4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90
day visits unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation
would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself,
don't hide here. Asylum would not ever be available to anyone. We
don't need any more cab drivers.
5) No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If
they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home, baby.
6) The US will make a strong effort to become self sufficient energy
wise. This will include developing non polluting sources of energy
but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness.
The caribou will have to cope for a while.
7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel
for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else.
8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we
will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds,
rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides, most of what we give
them gets "lost" or is taken by their army. The people who need it most
get very little, anyway.
9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an island some place. We don't need
the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, it would make a good
homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
9b) Use the buildings as replacement for the twin towers.
10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no
one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.
Now, isn't that a winner of a plan.
"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your
tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's
yelling,
''You want a piece of me?''
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Ed
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Herb, I was about ready to write an incoherant and rambling score of paragraphs explaining why peace is the cornerstone of hell and the origin of all human suffering... But then I saw that your post has nothing to do with peace, so I guess you guys get lucky...
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Why should we apologize for interfering in the past and present?
American involvement saving Europe in WW2 ring a bell??? I'm an American, I'm not apologizing for anything.
Why shouldn't people go to school after the age of 21? Some people make mistakes and it takes them longer...OR some people have to work and go to school therefore, it takes them longer. There are plenty of 5th year seniors and there's no reason they shouldn't be in school.
Illegal aliens? Don't let proverbial door hit your proverbial a.. on the way out.
graphitecumnz grlfrnd~graphitecumnz
American involvement saving Europe in WW2 ring a bell??? I'm an American, I'm not apologizing for anything.
Why shouldn't people go to school after the age of 21? Some people make mistakes and it takes them longer...OR some people have to work and go to school therefore, it takes them longer. There are plenty of 5th year seniors and there's no reason they shouldn't be in school.
Illegal aliens? Don't let proverbial door hit your proverbial a.. on the way out.
graphitecumnz grlfrnd~graphitecumnz
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Re: interesting analysis
Originally posted by herb
I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan
for peace. So, here's one plan:
1) The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their
affairs, past & present. We will promise never to "interfere" again.
2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with
Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there.
We would station troops at our borders. No more sneaking through holes
in the fence.
3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder
will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or
where they are. France would welcome them.
4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90
day visits unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation
would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself,
don't hide here. Asylum would not ever be available to anyone. We
don't need any more cab drivers.
5) No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If
they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home, baby.
6) The US will make a strong effort to become self sufficient energy
wise. This will include developing non polluting sources of energy
but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness.
The caribou will have to cope for a while.
7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel
for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else.
8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we
will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds,
rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides, most of what we give
them gets "lost" or is taken by their army. The people who need it most
get very little, anyway.
9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an island some place. We don't need
the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, it would make a good
homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
9b) Use the buildings as replacement for the twin towers.
10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no
one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.
Now, isn't that a winner of a plan.
"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your
tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's
yelling,
''You want a piece of me?''
Reformatted by Mod for easier reading
Ed
I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan
for peace. So, here's one plan:
1) The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their
affairs, past & present. We will promise never to "interfere" again.
2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with
Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there.
We would station troops at our borders. No more sneaking through holes
in the fence.
3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder
will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or
where they are. France would welcome them.
4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90
day visits unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation
would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself,
don't hide here. Asylum would not ever be available to anyone. We
don't need any more cab drivers.
5) No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If
they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home, baby.
6) The US will make a strong effort to become self sufficient energy
wise. This will include developing non polluting sources of energy
but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness.
The caribou will have to cope for a while.
7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel
for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else.
8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we
will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds,
rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides, most of what we give
them gets "lost" or is taken by their army. The people who need it most
get very little, anyway.
9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an island some place. We don't need
the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, it would make a good
homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
9b) Use the buildings as replacement for the twin towers.
10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no
one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.
Now, isn't that a winner of a plan.
"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your
tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's
yelling,
''You want a piece of me?''
Reformatted by Mod for easier reading
Ed
Herb, you've turned into a Republican!
I knew you would come around!
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#7 is a toughie, I don't see us fairing well on that one.
Other than that it sounds good.Now, drag Bush away from one of his many vacations and pitch it. (Careful, he's tight with the Saudi Royal family)
Other than that it sounds good.Now, drag Bush away from one of his many vacations and pitch it. (Careful, he's tight with the Saudi Royal family)
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6 and 7 are the issues.
6 , This will take decades. Yes I know we needed to start 40 years ago.
7 , I don't want to offer them anything for it.
Now, who will scream about the price of fuel?
We have been pampered too long. If the prices at the gas ( and Diesel ) stations was raised 30 years ago like around the world, things would be in a better balance.
6 , This will take decades. Yes I know we needed to start 40 years ago.
7 , I don't want to offer them anything for it.
Now, who will scream about the price of fuel?
We have been pampered too long. If the prices at the gas ( and Diesel ) stations was raised 30 years ago like around the world, things would be in a better balance.
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Originally posted by P.J
#7 is a toughie, I don't see us fairing well on that one.
Other than that it sounds good.Now, drag Bush away from one of his many vacations and pitch it. (Careful, he's tight with the Saudi Royal family)
#7 is a toughie, I don't see us fairing well on that one.
Other than that it sounds good.Now, drag Bush away from one of his many vacations and pitch it. (Careful, he's tight with the Saudi Royal family)
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Originally posted by herb
#7 food for oil !!
#7 food for oil !!
Wonder where the "some place else" is??
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