I had a drug problem when I was young.
I was drug to church on Sunday morning.
I was drug to church for weddings and funerals.
I was drug to family reunions no matter the weather.
I was drug to the bus stop to go to school every weekday.
I was drug by my ears when I was disrespectful to adults and teachers.
I was also drug to the woodshed when I disobeyed my parents.
Those drugs are still in my veins; and they affect my behavior in every thing
I do, say, and think. They are stronger than cocaine, crack, or heroin, and if
today's children had this kind of drug problem, America might be a better place.
God bless a good parent and the old ways. Now get in time out!

 

1. Yep I was drug across the ground screamin an hollerin when I did wrong.

2. Got my pants drug off me when my paw got home and nice whooping on the backside.

3. Got drug to jail for not finishing paying a speeding ticket. :'(