How to Cook a Turkey <br><br>Step 1: Go buy a turkey<br><br>Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey (scotch)<br><br>Step 3: Put turkey in the oven<br><br>Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey<br><br>Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens<br><br>Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink<br><br>Step 7: Turn oven the on<br><br>Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky<br><br>Step 9: Turk the bastey<br><br>Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get<br><br>Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer<br><br>Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey<br><br>Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours<br><br>Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey<br><br>Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey<br><br>Step 16: Floor the turkey up off of the pick<br><br>Step 17: Turk the carvey<br><br>Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch<br><br>Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey<br><br>Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out <br><br> <br><br> <br><br><br> <br><br> <br><br>

 

Sounds like what 'normal' was up here at one time.

 

Maybe it's the Corona's ... but I understood that perfectly ;D<br><br>PISTOL

 

Take the oven out of the turkey? ??? oh my.

 

Up here we give the turkey a 12 pack before we cook him. Makes the meat tast really good. ;D <br><br>Matt

 

Turk the Carvey! <br><br>Every body is on their best behavior on Thanksgiving!

 

I have eaten that bird I believe ;D