Hillary Clinton For President??
02-24-2006, 08:06 AM
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Hillary Clinton For President??
Hillary's First Night As President in January 2009:
Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night in the White House. She has waited SO long.
The ghost of George Washington appears and Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Washington says, "Never tell a lie."
"Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."
The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears. Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Jefferson says, "Listen to the people."
"Ohhh! I really don't want to do that."
On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears. Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Lincoln says, "Go to the theater."
You didn't really think this would be a serious thread did you??
Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night in the White House. She has waited SO long.
The ghost of George Washington appears and Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Washington says, "Never tell a lie."
"Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."
The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears. Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Jefferson says, "Listen to the people."
"Ohhh! I really don't want to do that."
On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears. Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Lincoln says, "Go to the theater."
You didn't really think this would be a serious thread did you??
02-24-2006, 09:49 AM
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Hillary invited herself to the annual native american leadership council in upstate new york a while back, and spoke at length about her record on native american legislation and her future actions concerning them. At the end she was presented an award by the chiefs and given an native american name, "Walking Eagle" She thanked them, especially for the name as she knew how important the eagle was to them. She then hopped into her motorcade and took off.
The reporters that stayed behind asked the chiefs how they came up with the name walking eagle for her.
The cheifs told hime it was easy, Walking Eagle is a term they use for a Bird that is too full of it to fly.
The reporters that stayed behind asked the chiefs how they came up with the name walking eagle for her.
The cheifs told hime it was easy, Walking Eagle is a term they use for a Bird that is too full of it to fly.
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02-24-2006, 11:39 AM
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The problem with presidential elections is that both parties put up the only ones that they an get to run, niot necessarily he best they can find in the country.
You'd have to be a Dope (Dell offshore personal expert) to wanna be president
You'd have to be a Dope (Dell offshore personal expert) to wanna be president
02-24-2006, 12:07 PM
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Originally Posted by smokindog
I don't know about McCain. 
Sometimes he can go either way, but with that said.... he would definitely be better than Hillary! 
Sometimes he can go either way, but with that said.... he would definitely be better than Hillary! 
I agree that you have to be crazy to want to be President in this day and age of media bashing every single thought you may entertain.
The last President to leave office untainted was Eisenhower, every year since then the press has gotten more aggressive at trying to discredit every move a President makes.
I haven't seen responsible journalism in this country since the early 60's, even the evening news has done it's best to make itself nothing more than a TV version of the National Enquirer.
They took the first amendment and trashed it for monetary and political gain, CBS proved it hands down last year..... It will only get worse.
